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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[resurging]

[wei wuxian lights up, greatly pleased that he's understood easily - it can be a little difficult to have to explain the hierarchy of honorifics, and he's glad that that part at least can be skipped over.]

I've been completely remiss of my manners, I'm so sorry - I'm Wei Wuxian, from the Yunmeng Jiang, it's an honor to make your acquaintance! Please be familiar with me! It extends to your husband as well, if we ever meet in person!

Perhaps we could share a drink sometime! Or a meal! I'd cook, but... ah, my cooking tends to be rather spicy.

[lumberlady]

It's nice to meet you, Wei Wuxian.

[even if this all started out rather lewdly...]

My husband can be a bit gruff in person, but if you happen to meet please don't let that intimidate you. He's just not used to living outside of the mountains as much as I am.

I... think I can eat spicy? There's a place in Caihong I sometimes go that serves things really hot.

[........... really hot to her, anyway. Sweet summer child...]