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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[downswing]

Slight. Fast.

Your husband can exert himself chasing.

[lumberlady]

have preference for strength... make less anoyance and more relief if fight more fair...

but please allow i to think? may not find many strong person...

[downswing]

At your discretion.

[lumberlady]

what is name?

[downswing]

Wangji, clan Lan.

[lumberlady]

master WANGJI, then? or master LAN?

[downswing]

Lan Wangji, only.

Show face, jinba wife.

video

[lumberlady]

[he asked, so- she switches to video, setting her device down so that she is clearly visible.

And bowing.]

Nice to meet you, Lan Wangji.

still text because ofc

[downswing]

( ...what a strange conundrum of a people. )


You are sorcery.

[lumberlady]

[squints... googles “sorcery”... ok just another word for “magic”...]

No... a lot of people say that, but, we’re just Jinba.

Humans used to think we were like nature gods, or spirits of the mountains, but that was ages ago...

[downswing]

You are good luck?

[lumberlady]

Um... not directly, I don’t think.,.

We are supposed to be lucky on the first day of the Horse, I guess, but... That might just be my village...

[downswing]

But not a horse.

[lumberlady]

No. We're jinba.

Horses are animals. ... So please don't say that again.

Especially to my husband.

[downswing]

As you instruct. Konoha of clan jinba.

[lumberlady]

Ah... It's not a clan, per se, more like a race...

Sorry, my parents aren't rich enough for a clan name, so it's just "Konoha".

[downswing]

Not all clans are moneyed.




( #notallclans )

[lumberlady]

Well, that's definitely true...

In my world, only nobles and warriors have two names... You can use my hometown, though? I'm from Tateyama... or, I guess now that I'm married it should be Mt. Tsurugi... ?

[downswing]

Konoha of Mount Tsurugi.





[ GOOD RING TO IT. ]

[lumberlady]

Ehe, that sounds pretty nice actually...

[but wait- he asked her to do video but he’s still using text...]

What do you look like, Lan Wangji?

[downswing]

Unremarkable.

[lumberlady]

Ah, well you say that, but... you’re human, I guess? But most Moonblessed people here are...

So if I don’t see your face then I’ll never be able to guess which human you are... I’m the only Jinba woman here, so I’m easy...

[downswing]

Yes.

[lumberlady]

[“Yes”......]

Do you... not want me to know who you are?

[downswing]

I have no opinion.