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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[downswing]

As you instruct. Konoha of clan jinba.

[lumberlady]

Ah... It's not a clan, per se, more like a race...

Sorry, my parents aren't rich enough for a clan name, so it's just "Konoha".

[downswing]

Not all clans are moneyed.




( #notallclans )

[lumberlady]

Well, that's definitely true...

In my world, only nobles and warriors have two names... You can use my hometown, though? I'm from Tateyama... or, I guess now that I'm married it should be Mt. Tsurugi... ?

[downswing]

Konoha of Mount Tsurugi.





[ GOOD RING TO IT. ]

[lumberlady]

Ehe, that sounds pretty nice actually...

[but wait- he asked her to do video but he’s still using text...]

What do you look like, Lan Wangji?

[downswing]

Unremarkable.

[lumberlady]

Ah, well you say that, but... you’re human, I guess? But most Moonblessed people here are...

So if I don’t see your face then I’ll never be able to guess which human you are... I’m the only Jinba woman here, so I’m easy...

[downswing]

Yes.

[lumberlady]

[“Yes”......]

Do you... not want me to know who you are?

[downswing]

I have no opinion.

[lumberlady]

But if you have no opinion why is your video still off... ?

[downswing]

You did not ask.

[lumberlady]

I’m asking right now... !

[downswing]

( You know, this will take a long time.

Like, such a long time.

How many broken fingers can one person have.

WHY IS ONE BUTTON A STRUGGLE

WHY DOES THIS STRUGGLE REMAIN SO REAL

In the war between man and highly intuitive gear, can one lone wuxia hero really not prevail where toddlers have

Oh lo, behold, there his mug is, so up close, Konoha may as well be looking up his nose. )

Understood.

[lumberlady]

[oops... well, she definitely did that too at first, so. Since she has to ask straight...]

Can you step back from the phone a little... ?

[downswing]

( ...phone. What is a phone. Is it the light glare behind and around him? Of course. He will step away from it at once.

And closer to the device.

Mmmmmmmmmmm that sweet, sweet pore close-up. )



Achieved?


( He sounds so hopeful. )

[lumberlady]

[Oh, no... She doesn't want to bust his bubble, but...]

Ah, no, wrong way... the "phone" is what they call the thing we're talking on now.. or, I guess some people call it a "watch"... or a "device"...

But, either way...

[downswing]

( ........ah. Well, then. At least now he knows to put the phone-watch-device down and gracefully step back.

And back.

And back.

Until he is enough steps away to barely betray the white shape of his robes, and he must shout over the distance. )


Satisfactory?

[lumberlady]

[No no no no- Once he starts going too far Konoha starts stuttering into protests.]

Too far, too far! Just three steps would be fine- !

[downswing]

( Will nothing suit this Jinba...?

Attempt the third, then: this time, mere steps away from the camera. Behold and bask, young horse-woman. )

I am here.

[lumberlady]

[Phew... There.]

Great...Now I can see you well!

You look a lot like the humans from my world do.

[downswing]

( Not only is he here, but he is also.................. blinking. Furiously. )


Unremarkable.

[lumberlady]

[is there something in his eyes????]

I wouldn't say that... every human looks different, even when their hair and skin is the same...