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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

Mikuni, hello!

[it's her second favorite person!]

I definitely want your help... But if I just rely on Mikuni, then it's the same problem I had before... and then Mikuni and me both would be tired, aha...

[dietary]

[ He's honored to be in 2nd place. ]

Do you mean to imply that Gonta would wear me out?

[ You sweet summer Iris child!!!! ]

I think you should worry about the other way around.

[lumberlady]

Well, he wears m-

[nope, nope, shush... shush, self... Mikuni is talking about fighting energy not the Other Sanguis energy....

And also-]

Eh?

[Sure Mikuni was strong but... She hasn’t seen him without a shirt]

[dietary]

[ Yeah he already knows he wears her out that way.... y'all ain't subtle. ]

I know that Gonta has impressed you with his muscles...

[ like yeah, Gonta is a big boy, Matsukaze was even more massive. But. Well, don't shut this former child-army leader out! ]

But I am far more experienced.

[lumberlady]

[look, Sanguis at least is not her fault!!!! And she tries her hardest to keep him in bed and not out wrecking shit!!!

... she can only kind of bluster instead of deny being impressed with the muscles, though]

I- I guess I didn’t think about that, because Mikuni is always so calm...

But I don’t want it just to change from me being tired to Mikuni being tired... maybe we could take turns... ?

[dietary]

[ Mikuni doesn't judge!! Much. Any judgment is done out of love, surely. ]

Yes. I suppose you're right.

[ There's a pause as he drifts away from the device for a moment to have a stoic stare into the distance. ]

The Mikuni of the past is quite different than that.

Anyway, you wish to take turns? That might work. It would give Gonta a lot of variety in his days.

[ cause he knows you ain't about to wrestle him the same way Mikuni is going to wrestle him. ]

[lumberlady]

The Mikuni of the past... ?

[She repeats it on instinct, still not quite sure so so many things when it came to either of their early years, but he says “anyway”... so maybe now isn’t the time.]

A- Ah, yeah... variety! And then when you or I are tired... we can call one of the volunteers from this post!

[dietary]

[ He just sort of hums in affirmation, but no it's probably not the time to tell her about how Mikuni used to be.

So instead there's a smile in his voice as he continues. ]

That seems like a sound solution.

[lumberlady]

Then... it's a deal! We'll work together!

[In... a very weird combination of tag team action, but!!!]

[dietary]

For Gonta's sake.

[ it is very weird indeed but Mikuni's entire life has been, so he's fine with this. ]

[lumberlady]

Yeah- For Gonta's sake!

[They're better at adapting to Lunatia than he is... So it's only fitting!]

[dietary]

[ Exactly, they must help Gonta so he doesn't get stuck behind!! ]

He seems to have so many volunteers, he'll never be wanting for a fight besides.

[lumberlady]

Ehe, yeah... I'm not letting him fight some of these people, though.

Definitely not.

[dietary]

No? What is your criteria?

[lumberlady]

Oh, just... Some of them seem a little bit too excited about fighting? I'm looking for people with a bit more... sense? I mean- calm? Does that make sense?

[She doesn't want to put him up against some fight happy crazy???]

[dietary]

It does. And it's good of you I think.

[ there be some crazy out there. Mikuni would know. ]

We must watch out for Gonta's safety too.

[lumberlady]

Right! I hate watching him fight, but...

I'll be nearby! In case anyone needs it.

[dietary]

It's good to let him get some aggression out that way, at least.

[ and not on Konoha's poor hips? ]

I think, with your help, he'll be alright.

[lumberlady]

[they get so sore... have mercy on her knees, Gonta...]

Our help!

[phew...]

[dietary]

[ Should Mikuni go fetch some soothing salve.... ]

Yes, of course. Our help.

[lumberlady]

[someone introduce centaurs to bengay...]

Mmm. Right.

[dietary]

I will go visit Gonta soon then. I will let you know how it goes.

[lumberlady]

Thanks, Mikuni. Really.

[dietary]

Of course, Konoha. Any time.

[lumberlady]

[♥]