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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

sorry... what mean by DUMMIES WITH INTELLIGENCE? if DUMMY is not smart, no?

[reznikolai]

Ah, I can see where you would be confused. Not a dummy as in a fool, a dummy as in sort of a life size doll.

[lumberlady]

how is doll smart? is ROBOT?

[reznikolai]

Something like that. Truthfully I understand only the basics of robotics, as the field has yet to be discovered where I'm from.

[lumberlady]

is same, I just know word from travels.

but i think GONTA want real partner.

[reznikolai]

An old-fashioned fellow, I see.

It might ease your worries to have someone skilled in healing on hand, to patch up whoever gets the worse end of the fight.

[lumberlady]

oh! is good idea...

[as for the other part... /////]

MOONLACING makes healing, so i think... but possible is good idea in case of rare accident...

[reznikolai]

Of course. At the very least, having an extra pair of hands on standby would be prudent. I can't imagine any man would delight in watching his wife cuddle back to health the man he just beat in a fight.

[lumberlady]

[................ !!!]

oh!! is good thinking... SANGUIS is bad time for that...

so foolish...

[reznikolai]

Unless of course you want the fight to be as authentic as possible. In that case being friendly with the enemy, so to speak, might be just the thing.

[lumberlady]

no no that is not necessary... ! LUNATIA place is strange enough for that!

[reznikolai]

I suppose you don't want your husband to KILL the other fellow.

[lumberlady]

no no most definite no!

that is reason i want pick opponent! if i no pick...

[well. anyone who knew a thing about horses knew what a kick or a well placed hoof could do.]

[reznikolai]

I imagine things could go very badly. Yes, I understand.

Well, I do hope this enterprise works out for you and your husband, Miss Konoha.

[lumberlady]

much thanks mister what is name?

[reznikolai]

Nikolai. I'm charmed.

[lumberlady]

is pleasure to meet NIKOLAI.