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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

( voice )

[tayoru]

Perhaps your husband could begin work on a second farmstead? That may occupy him for the duration of Sanguis and provide a considerable workout.

[ He's only kind of joking. I mean, he'd offer sparring, but he's not sure he wants to attempt fighting a huge Sanguis-affiliated Jinba while blind. Plus Ignis is better with weapons. ]

[lumberlady]

Well, we have plenty of work that can be done here, it's just... Some of it I can't ask him to do when he's so high strung.

[not safe... ! or it just gets done Too Hard.]

[tayoru]

I suppose you've a fine point, yes. Sanguis entails considerable heightened strength. It'd be a bit of a hazard not only to his surroundings but himself, and considering his stature and capabilities in normal circumstances... well, your husband poses quite the challenge.

[lumberlady]

Exactly... Sanguis is really tough. I'm pretty hardy but it can still be a little touch for me, and I'm a jinba...

Sparring seems a good way to handle it, but I just don't want anyone to get hurt...

[tayoru]

Your concern is very generous, Konoha. I'm sure there is something that can be done to relieve the situation, even if only temporarily, even if Sanguis poses the most difficulty in managing. Have you thought to consider asking Gonta if he would attempt regular exercise? Something rigorous to keep him busy and expend the extra energy and aggression more safely.

[ Probably a weird suggestion, but it's something Ignis did often back when he was Sanguis. He had this sort of routine with Gladio as well.

(Ignoring the fact exercise with Gladio was basically just taking a large wolf out on walks...) ]

[lumberlady]

It's a wife's duty to worry about her husband, that's all...

I'm still not sure I really get exercise... It's like working hard but for no reason... ? Or... training, but not... for anything?

[her medieval roots are showing, who has the time or thought to exercise as a hobby...]

I tried setting him to field work, but it's not uh, "the same", he said.

[tayoru]

And you've a wonderful job of doing so. [ Best wife Konoha. She has Ignis' vote. ]

Ah, yes, the concept of exercise would seem foreign to non-human entities. My apologies. Exercise poses many different purposes. Some use it to manage their weight, others use it as training for strength, and some simply for the fun of it. [ Which can be weird, especially if you're more inclined to being lazy. Fun exercise sounds like an oxymoron. ] The important matter is that you must be motivated to exercise to begin with. Otherwise, it becomes more of a tedious chore, and most tend not to enjoy such things.

[lumberlady]

It's just hard to imagine for me... but I guess if you don't have to do hard work for your food, then you might want to... do it for fun?

[Maybe? That's how that works?]

I guess I'm exercising lots every day...

[tayoru]

Precisely, and there is certainly nothing wrong with such a thing. I'm sure your strength and fortitude comes as a large benefit of your willingness to stay busy, Konoha.

[ I mean he won't say it out loud but he remembers her looking very fit and lively. ]

You truly are an ideal spouse.

1/2

[lumberlady]

[awwwww it's her favorite compliment...]

[lumberlady]

Ignis is too sweet! What am I supposed to do if you say something like that!

[tayoru]

I can only wonder. However I assure you nothing needs to be done, as long as you remain as you are.

Though if you are still assured in your plan to help Gonta, I can speak to Gladio in lending his assistance once more. I only ask you keep a close eye on him.

[lumberlady]

Could I maybe borrow Gladio, then... ? I promise I’ll watch them carefully!

[tayoru]

I've never known Gladio to ignore a woman in distress, so I cannot possibly say no. I trust him to be in good hands.

[ Hooves? Hands and hooves? However that works. ]

Gladio does happen to be Sanguis as well, so if you would feel more secure having someone with more familiarity to him nearby, you may request myself or Noctis to join you.

[lumberlady]

What a gentleman.

[pat pat pats her pink cheeks.]

I'd never say no to you coming with, though... or Noctis! Now I've talked to Noctis!

[tayoru]

[ He gives a soft laugh. ]

Ever reliably so, yes.

[ Gladio has two weaknesses: cup noodles, and ladies. Feelings aside, Ignis knows this will always be the case. ]

Ah, you've spoken with Noct? Wonderful. Perhaps we may both pay a visit to the farmstead with Gladio then.

[lumberlady]

[every man gotta have a weakness... or two or three]

Mmm! I think he's recommending Gladio as well... So I guess it's only fitting if you both come?

[tayoru]

[ That certainly is... not really a surprise. There's another laugh on Ignis' end. ]

It seems we both came across the same idea then. [ Poor Gladio, being pimped out for his big muscles. ] Very well, we shall inform him of his duty and arrive at the farm when ready. I hope it would not be too much to request a small selection of your product in exchange? Potatoes and carrots would be particularly appreciative.

[ He needs a "sorry we made you fight this giant horse man" re-compensation dinner for Gladio, so that means a nice beef stew. ]

[lumberlady]

[Sorry Gladio!!! She’s grateful!!]

No, that’s not a problem at all! Of course you can have some!

And I’ll make some sweets for Noctis, since he hates vegetables so much...

[tayoru]

I'm sure he'll be very appreciative of your generosity, though I do advise you be careful. The more you spoil him the more likely you are to find a stray cat wandering about the farm during Cordis in search of a free meal.

[lumberlady]

Oh, he's Cordis... ! Ehe, even Ignis' cooking can't fill him up? Or does he run away because there's green in it?

[tayoru]

A little of both, I'm afraid. A Cordis appetite is like nothing I've ever seen. I'm still only human. My cooking can only do so much. And I cannot leave a simple garnish on his meals, he refuses to touch even a sprig of parsley. When he is a cat he hasn't even the patience for cooked meals, he'll only eat raw fish and meat from a plate. No negotiation.

[ It's enough to give Ignis a heart-attack, but for Noct, he can be hoaxed into allowing just about anything. At least in Cordis form. The important thing is to make sure he stays fed, no matter how many cooking rules and etiquette he has to break. ]

[lumberlady]

Not even a tiny bi-

[also, wait-]

He only eats things raw? Seriously?

[tayoru]

Terribly unsightly, I understand, but it's the only way he chooses to eat most things as a cat. I did try to give him cat food once.

He knocked the plate over and was very cross with me for the rest of the day.

[lumberlady]

"Cat food"... ?

[Wasn't raw meat and fish already cat food?]