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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[circumitus]

Shit yeah, no problem.

[Because have you seen Rey, Konoha? Yes, yes you have.]

Am familiar with a lot of hand-to-hand styles, or just the good old fashioned street brawl. Whatever works.

[lumberlady]

Ehe, just checking...

Gonta doesn't have like, a style or a school or anything fancy like that, just... lots of experience fighting bears and stuff.

[circumitus]

[BEAR BRAWLER FUCK YEAH]

Hey, even better! Have taken down big ass robots before, so fighting bears and horse people should be doable.

And, er, will make a point not to try and hurt your husband...

[lumberlady]

[She says she'll make it a point, but she can't help but ask-]

You don't have, uh... control issues, or anything, right?

[circumitus]

[Oh, shit. That does sound bad doesn't it.]

Um, no, not really. Well, used to. Got better about it. Am not as bad as several years ago.

[lumberlady]

Better as in... really, really good at control now?

[thinks you wouldn't have to check back in her world but here, who the heck knows................]

[circumitus]

Yeah, obviously. Am not going to keep hitting someone after they've tapped out, if that's what you're worried about.

[A different version, an older self, wouldn't have had that sense of control, but... Konoha doesn't need to know about that any more than Rey has already shared.]

[lumberlady]

SOrry, sorry... It's just not obvious to me, so I have to ask.

[circumitus]

No no, it's fine, you're right to worry. It's your husband. Can understand that you don't want any accidents.

[lumberlady]

Yeah... I don't really want him fighting at all, honestly... But this seemed safer than letting him just run into people.

[circumitus]

...

[Well now Rey feels bad.]

Probably, yeah. Is Sanguis really bad for him?

[lumberlady]

I don't know if it's really bad... I don't know so many Sanguis people to compare to, but...

It makes him kind of different than the Gonta I know... Which is just weird, I guess.

Maybe I'm the same way.

[circumitus]

How are you different during the moon cycles?

[Rey's always aggressive and wants to hit things, so she doesn't ever really notice a difference on her end.]

[lumberlady]

I feel really, um... restless... mostly, but-

[read: horny]

I feel like I get really fussy over people... I hope it isn't annoying, but it's Iris so maybe it's expected...

[circumitus]

...

[By now Rey has enough of a sense to know what "restless" and "being an Iris" equates to, but isn't about to commence teasing about it. She just snorts under her breath.]

Ah.

Doubt it's any more annoying than anything else these cycles cause. Can assume you have someone to help and fuss over, at least.

[Since she has a husband and all, and she suspects someone like Konoha has people she's close to.]

[lumberlady]

True... It my husband wasn't here I'd probably be a real nuisance, honestly...

[smothering friends left and right with borderline inappropriate affections...]

But I'm glad it's Iris... I don't think I'd like being Sanguis at all. And Cordis... kind of confuses me.