text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

SIMON is i friend... no need worry!

yes! i practice much... SIMON can read no problem?

[theseuschip]

Yeah, you're doing great. If you need any help, it's one of my strong suits.
Well, writing in English is. Don't know how the advice would translate.

[lumberlady]

also do not know! so is learning japan letters. is more safe? i think so!

but all become LUNATIA letter? when we talk

[theseuschip]

Probably more safe.

So you really don't mind this? The fighting thing? Not that Gonta looks like he has anything to worry about.

[lumberlady]

in honest, i do not much like... is difficult to watch. do not like hurt...

but if he enjoy i try to allow. and he have good time previous SANGUIS when fight snake SANGUIS, so...

[theseuschip]

If I were Sanguis, I think I'd rather be locked in my apartment until the moon's over.

[lumberlady]

i try to keep him home but then i is tired so.... need help.

[theseuschip]

[ now is the time to appreciate poignant gems like "i is tired" before Konoha gets too good at texting. why's she so fucking cute. ]

Has he tried the gym? There are things to fight there.

[lumberlady]

[savor it while you can!!]

is not real thing... GONTA say is not same good feeling as fight real.

[theseuschip]

Guess that's true.
Since you're practicing writing, how about the story of how you and Gonta met?

[lumberlady]

first meeting story?

SIMON want know, truly? is not much special...

[theseuschip]

I bet it's more interesting than you think it is.

[lumberlady]

possible????

i meet GONTA on job! boss SHA GOZEN say she find good strong worker, two! she send me on job place. new worker two is GONTA and friend MIKUNI! i teach job and work together, after i being home to parents!

exclaim! SIMON should meet MIKUNI.

[theseuschip]

Another jinba? There are three now?

[lumberlady]

yes!

and MIKUNI is most smart and beautiful one!

[theseuschip]

Maybe you should brief her first. I don't want to freak her out.

[ assumptions...... ]

[lumberlady]

MIKUNI is he! i can tell!

[theseuschip]

Oh, well him then.

[lumberlady]

i tell him, so if you see you can greet!

[theseuschip]

I'm sure he'll be easy to spot.
You seem young to be married. Guess that's a future thing. People started families a lot later where I'm from.

[lumberlady]

is true...

i do? i normal age for i 's world. husband a little old for first marriage but i no care. MIKUNI is same age as husband.

SIMON is age what?

[theseuschip]

26. I guess I've been here long enough to have another birthday, not that it matters much now.

[lumberlady]

is more old than i but not so old!

[theseuschip]

How old are you?

[lumberlady]

possible twenty? i say twenty!

when human parents find, i young and jinba parents gone. no know birth day.