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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[mucked]

[ yes, yes, all well and good—but what she wants to know is... ]

What about you? Do you fight?

[lumberlady]

i?

i no like fight... but is possible. jinba is very strong.

i not have training, though! or similar thing...

[mucked]

There's no harm in knowing how. Even if you don't like it. Even if you hope to never have to.

A little like learning how to talk by text, I imagine, despite all the accommodations this technology offers us.

[lumberlady]

i know how to defend... is not enough?

i no like carry weapon...

[mucked]

No, actually, that's a very good start. Not a lot of people do.

[ know how to defend themselves. ]

At least not where I'm from. I feel as though places like this one, by contrast, have an abundance of trained fighters and self-defenders.

[lumberlady]

for i, feels like instinct... but instinct is strong. father teach a little when small.

but you correct. this place... so many warrior in one place. many say ADVENTURER or HERO or other big word. i think CHROMA like strong people... bring many strong people.

probably i is like mistake? i think.

[mucked]

[ well, that's a troubling sort of opinion. peggy's unseen expression sours. but, after a moment, she responds: ]

I believe that either all of us were brought here by mistake or none of us were. That there's something that makes each one of us an attractive acquisition for the planet.

And strength comes in all varieties, Konoha.

[lumberlady]

is just thinking... but it was same way in CIRCLE, where i was before LUNATIA. almost all people say is warrior, only few is not.

my strong is not fighting... is support.

no worry, miss PEGGY. i no feel bad for no strong.

[mucked]

Does your husband call himself a warrior? Or is it just the Sanguis moon that's to blame?

[lumberlady]

GONTA say protector.

he is much strong, strongest i ever see. but no use for self or for money. just for protect.

exception is SANGUIS time. i try to help, but... is hard for i too, so. i think maybe find fight partner is good idea.

[mucked]

<span style="font-family:courier new;”>—Is it difficult? Trying to maintain a relationship in a place like this?</span> <small>[ a personal question, perhaps, but she’s curious… ]</small>

[lumberlady]

difficult?

maybe is more difficult than home... but is no problem for i, i think. GONTA and i make promise, always say truth, and always forgive if strange moon happen...

more difficult is family... doctor say no can have children here, but also no know when can go home? husband want children... i feel same. is sad.

omg my trashed html.

[mucked]

[ if only (she thinks) that might be enough for everyone. simply being honest—and always forgiving. peg isn’t certain she can be that sort of person. infinitely patient; impressively good.

but she’s glad to hear that there are those who can be. ]

I’m so very sorry, Konoha. I can only imagine how much more eager this must make both of you to be back home. Assuming that being here is the only thing standing in your way.

[ she can’t relate—not exactly—but she can feel sympathy. ]

i loved it anyway

[lumberlady]

[tbh... it helps when your husband is kind of physically prevented from a lot of the cheating options]

doctor say LUNATIA is only reason for no children... i check.

many want to go home, i think... but yes. much want go home.

... PEGGY want go home? goodbye problem of other people from same place?

[mucked]

[ goodbye problem of other people from same place—mmhm, peggy couldn’t have put it better herself. ]

I’ve got unfinished business. That’s reason enough to want to go back home.

[lumberlady]

business not finish? what is miss PEGGY 's job?

[mucked]

[ hmm. she thinks about her answer—and decides to go with the simplest truth that still doesn’t reveal too too much. ]

I work for a federal agency. [ but maybe that’s too specific, too cryptic for someone whose world might not follow the same structures. ] For the government. Nothing too exciting—[ she lies ]-but if I’m not there to do it, I doubt the work would ever get done.

[lumberlady]

woman work in government? is amazing! PEGGY must be amazing also.

[mucked]

Women do, yes. Although, if you ask me, it’s not nearly enough.

[ she brushes off the compliment—not because she doesn’t want to accept it, as peggy does think she’s rather competent thank you very much—but because it’s simply not the thrust of the conversation. ]

It’s easy to feel outnumbered.

[lumberlady]

how many is there?

in i ‘s world, i think there is zero... unless perhaps can count shogun ‘s private woman.

[mucked]

Rather depends on one’s department. The secretarial pools are practically all women. Typists, too. But in other lines of governmental work, and in other capacities, there’s far far fewer. Back home, I was working out of a satellite office with only one other woman on roster.

[ that said, she’s convinced that rose could out-agent all the rest. given the opportunity. ]

What’s expected of a shogun’s private woman?

[lumberlady]

SECRETARY is like... servant, yes? do cleaning and small task and run errand?

shogun's private woman comforts shogun! also give advice and give children.

[mucked]

A secretary shouldn't be like a servant. But I'll admit that they're often treated as one.

[ —not that there's anything wrong with being a servant. one of her dearest friends happens to be her other dearest friend's butler. that said, that's not the life that secretaries signed up for. ]

And they most certainly aren't expected to give their employers children. I can't say we have positions...like those. In the government.

[lumberlady]

what SECRETARY do then?

i think is most like government job for woman i can think... if come from poor family, family is most happy for daughter to be choose by shogun for OKU. i hear in story, can eat most good food and have fine clothes and be cared.

[mucked]

Filing, typing, managing calendars. Answering phones and fetching coffee. It’s not a bad life.

[ it’s just not her life, and she bristles when anyone at the agency behaves otherwise. ]

Just as I’m certain it’s not a bad life for some of the women who put themselves under a shogun’s care, like you’ve described. But I can’t believe it’s for everyone. I’d sooner take my chances elsewhere.