Konoha (
lumberlady) wrote in
prismatica2020-02-01 05:36 pm
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
Entry tags:
- ao no exorcist: lewin "lightning" light,
- beastars: haru,
- beastars: juno,
- beastars: legosi,
- beastars: louis,
- bungou to alchemist: atsushi nakajima,
- final fantasy xv: ignis scientia,
- gravity falls: stanford pines,
- hollow knight: the hollow knight,
- jinba: konoha,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: rohan kishibe,
- kimetsu no yaiba: inosuke hashibira,
- king of scars: nikolai lanstov,
- mcu: peggy carter,
- original character: rey,
- original character: setsura yamaguchi
text | un: konoha
PLEASE ATTENTION
greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...
but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...
please consider fight my husband!
husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:

^ is husband
if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!
if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)
much thanks to you for attention.
- KONOHA 🌳🍃
greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...
but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...
please consider fight my husband!
husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:

^ is husband
if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!
if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)
much thanks to you for attention.
- KONOHA 🌳🍃
no subject
Good idea
And he did, huh
Well then, sounds like Gladio's the man for the job alright
[ What does that even mean, is he still going to get chewed out for this or... ]
So you and Ignis know each other?
no subject
yes! IGNIS and i is good friend! we meet moons ago.
you is friend also?
no subject
I'm glad to hear it.
I've known Ignis for basically my whole life
So yeah, we're pretty close
Hard to find a better guy to be friends with
[ Hopefully Ignis isn't having this thread read to him because wow that would get embarrassing quickly. ]
Let me guess, he was buying vegetables from you
no subject
exclaim! how you know? yes he buy!
no subject
Sorry, I skipped the introduction part, didn't I
I'm Noctis. It's nice to meet you, Konoha
no subject
yes! yes, i hear your name! is much glad to meet!
no subject
[ aka can he still talk her out of selling Ignis vegetables or is it already a lost cause... ]
no subject
[definitely a lost cause]
no subject
I eat just fine
My diet happens to only consist of things that taste good and not gross stuff, that's all
No offense to your vegetables
I'm sure other people like to eat them
[ A good man, though. Ignis said that...? Huh. ]
no subject
vegetable taste good
you just need find cooking way to make taste good for you!
no subject
Fried potatoes are good.
[ French fries. He's just talking about french fries. ]
no subject
is so good!!!! i agree!
if you like, then allow me make you vegetable dish for try! i has idea.
no subject
You really don't have to do that
no subject
if you no eat i 's husband eat, is no waste!
no subject
Couldn't hurt to try it
[ And yet Noctis can already taste the regret. This is karma for signing Gladio up to get his ass kicked in by horse hooves, isn't it. He should've stopped while he was ahead. ]
no subject
please come with IGNIS? both recommend me GLADIO!
no subject
Yeah, we'll make it a party
See you later, Konoha
[ Either way, Noctis is fucked. RIP NLC ]
no subject
[which one is it................ hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
hope you don't mind trying vegetable tempura noctis]
no subject
Spoilers: he's going to hate it. Sorry, Konoha! You're better off winning him over with fruit instead. Or veggie-free desserts. ]
no subject
but until she thinks of another food she'll just try and stuff him with daifuku]