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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

You're not just saying that to make me feel better, right?

[Gonta isn't very descriptive about his emotions ok please reassure her about Sanguis Things]

[topgun_textiles]

Hell no! I was thinkin' of havin' a Sanguis Workout Day kinda deal for a while anyway. May as well be the biggest of us here that starts somethin'.

[lumberlady]

“Working out” is like... when you work hard, but for fun, right?

[exercise is just another of those concepts that weirdly doesn’t quite land with her]

[topgun_textiles]

Right! You can lift weights or go running or somethin'. Some people train up for a sport they like to do, or they just wanna tone up their bodies and stay healthy.

I've been doin' some running twice a week, work up a sweat and check out Lunatia some more, and come home feelin' like a new man. Been doin' it by myself, but I'm down for havin' running pals if you're interested.

[You'll probably leave him in the dust, horse-mom, but it's the principle of the thing!]

[lumberlady]

Future people have so much time... I guess cause you don't have to grow food...

You mean me, for running pals? Or Gonta? When I don't have errands to run I don't mind...

[topgun_textiles]

Both of ya, if you're up for it.

[He chuckled.]

I mean, we found ways to smooth up growin' food in the future for the most part, but I admit I'd be pretty bummed out if I never got to walk past a paddy field on the way home from somethin'.

There's everything real... relaxing about farmland, I guess, since I grew up in the country.

[lumberlady]

I'll tell Gonta, then.

Ehe... Well, you know I definitely feel the same about that. I don't mind the city... when it's a city the size I'm used to, anyway. Lunatia is ctazy... it's got tot be bigger than Edo, even.

[topgun_textiles]

Right, it was Edo back then, huh...? We call it Tokyo now.

Shit, that reminds me: I don't ask enough about past Japan. Were there like, samurai jinba?

[lumberlady]

I heard that... But every time I talk it just comes out "Edo" unless I'm thinking really hard...

Sure there are! I mean... I guess they didn't get to be the ranks you might be thinking about, but... there were lots of jinba fighting in the wars... and some serve lords still.

[topgun_textiles]

Huh. Would be pretty handy, havin' one of you guys to call on in a scrap.

But speakin' of, I should get ready for tonight then, huh?

[lumberlady]

[she's just going to not comment on that one.

jinba samurai... were terrifying to her. not even going to touch the fact that most were more slaves than independent warriors.]

Yeah, thanks- I'll tell Gonta you'll be coming by!