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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

Is it... really common in your world, or are you just special?

[which could sound sarcastic from anyone else but she means it pretty genuinely... !]

[meteorman]

[That's how Ford tends to read it. In a place like this where everyone is from somewhere different, questions about what's normal where someone's from have a pretty good chance of being genuine. One can never assume.]

A little of both. My world has plenty of non-human beings and anomalous events, but the vast majority of people are unaware of them or believe them to be nothing but fairy tales and conspiracy theories. I'm one of the few who treats the study of such things as a valid scientific field.

[lumberlady]

Oh...

[At least he actually gave a real answer! She's gotten pretty incredulous reactions for saying other worlds were strange when she herself was a centaur (which was apparently strange!) but-]

After meeting all the people here, I can't help but think maybe my world has lots of things in it I don't know about either... We have all sorts of stories about demons and stuff...

[Lunatia and some demons she's met here definitely making her think they might be real.]