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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[beautifulbeast]

I can imagine! I wouldn't say he's intimidating but he's certainly eye-catching.

[A polite way of saying he's sort of ripped? Something like that.]

[lumberlady]

[ehe... wait, how you laugh in the text... oh!]

laughter... i think is most handsome so yes catch eye.

what catch miss JUNO 's eye?

[what's good looking in a wolf... a nice coat???]

[beautifulbeast]

[What caught her eye? Juno has to scroll back to the picture and actually consider that a moment. Perhaps one would expect a wolf to say something about strength but Juno is sort of a herbivore-loving oddity so...]

Well.

This might sound a bit strange but.

I can imagine you both have very strong but graceful forms.

[lumberlady]

is half correct! GONTA not so graceful... except in forest or running. is most nice then.[sigh......... wait, focus, Konoha!]

what miss JUNO like? have husband... have “BOYFRIEND”?

[beautifulbeast]

[Oh she get's you, Konoha. Particularly after that question.]

I don't have either of those at the moment but I DO have someone I like.

[Look, she's all for gossiping about guys, okay. She might just be over here in her apartment, pleased as punch and wagging her tail even as she sighs.]

I don't really know what he thinks of me to be honest.
He's so stubborn!

[lumberlady]

[across the city... there is another tail wagging. well, swishing. Konoha might be married, but she’s still young... this kind of thing is fun to talk about...]

do have?! is in LUNATIA? is home?

GONTA also so stubborn... i no know if like me or no before wed.

[beautifulbeast]

Did you not date before you married?

[That's somehow surprising to her. Even Louis went on occasional dates with his fiance, much to her chagrin. Speaking of --]

Oh he's here too! You've talked to him before I think? Louis.

[Not even pretending to be coy and hide it, no sir. That ain't Juno's style.]

1/2

[lumberlady]

in my world no really have "DATING"... i work with GONTA some months... but i think after job is done he will go back to mountain hometown... i no want to say "please marry!" because what if GONTA stay to marry but always wish had go back to mountain...

but i say andfnewklgn

[lumberlady]

LOUIS? JUNO like LOUIS?!

[and she just said! it!]

1/2

[beautifulbeast]

[!!]

You can do that? Just ask someone to marry you?

[Well of course you can, yes, but... it had never occurred to her somehow?]

[beautifulbeast]

Definitely. I'm so lovesick it's pathetic.

[BIG SIGH.]

[lumberlady]

well... usually man is asking, or family is asking other family... but GONTA 's family is in deep mountain, and he never speak enough... so family give i blessing and i ask GONTA.]

[just ////'ing by herself in the kitchen]

do LOUIS know you love?

[beautifulbeast]

Oh yes. I've told him more than once.

[Loudly. In public too.]

I'm not sure if he's interested or not though. Sometimes I think he is and then other times he pushes me away.

[lumberlady]

confession no work???

what he say? no say anything?!

[beautifulbeast]

Confession?

[... Oh.]

I suppose I didn't exactly confess to him.

[More like she laid her head down on a table and bitched about why she had to fall in love with a guy like him.]

Do you think it might work better if I did properly confess?

[lumberlady]

no do confession?

then... what JUNO do? did???

[beautifulbeast]

He made me mad so I complained about it.
Being in love with him, that is.
Maybe that was the wrong way to do it but he's really frustrating!

[lumberlady]

for first time?! first time saying love is to complain?!

[JUno noOooo?]

[beautifulbeast]

... That wasn't the best idea, was it.

[Looking back that makes sense but boy was she mad back then.]

[lumberlady]

no... i think no...

possible can fix!!

[beautifulbeast]

I'm not sure it's something he would be interested in fixing really.

[lumberlady]

what... does LOUIS think say about JUNO?

[beautifulbeast]

That's the problem really, I don't have a clue. I don't think he really dislikes me but I'm not that sure he cares much about me either.

[lumberlady]

what is relation? same job? family know family?

that icon. you look so serious, konoha.

[beautifulbeast]

He was a classmate of mine. An upperclassman, he graduated recently.
We do still see each other now and then though but it's only once a month or less. And he always runs off as soon as he can too.