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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lightningruins]

Nope!

I'm a pretty strange guy!

[lumberlady]

but no attack?

... unless is attacked then can defend yes.

[lightningruins]

no attack!

[lumberlady]

then... is LORD SESSHOMARU.

much powerful very good demon man. have been in his care muchly.

[lightningruins]

I'll have to get in touch with him. Do you know what kind of demon he is?

[lumberlady]

is dog demon of much proud lineage.

[lightningruins]

Thanks. Any other demons here you know about?

[lumberlady]

yes some... wind and half!

[lightningruins]

yeah??

[lumberlady]

yes!

[lightningruins]

What are their names?

[lumberlady]

[...]

i forget.

[lightningruins]

don't tell them that

[lumberlady]

i tell you that.

[lightningruins]

Just me? Or you tell everyone that you forgot your friends names?

[lumberlady]

only tell people who ask many strange question.

[lightningruins]

I'm an exorcist, I'm going to ask lots of strange questions!

[lumberlady]

why no normal exorcist?

[lightningruins]

we're all interested in demons too much to be normal!

[lumberlady]

... is good point.

[lightningruins]

good luck finding someone to fight your husband!

[lumberlady]

much thanks.