"goblin slayer" (
gobjob) wrote in
prismatica2019-05-05 09:31 am
1st job [voice; open]
[ He's not used to speaking to an audience he can't see. Then again, he's not exactly great at talking to people he can see, so maybe that makes little difference. ]
I'm looking for goblins.
[ Shocking. ]
They're an abundant problem where I am from. But I haven't seen any here, and many people say they don't have them in the worlds they come from. But I am looking for them anyway. Let me know if you find any, so I can kill them.
[ His tone is mostly blunt, his sentences direct and to-the-point, but anyone with a keen ear might detect that he sounds a little... strained, perhaps. As if the complete and utter lack of goblins is, in itself, a concern. ]
Also, I would like to know how to access the sewers so I can make sure no goblins have taken up a nest there.
I'm looking for goblins.
[ Shocking. ]
They're an abundant problem where I am from. But I haven't seen any here, and many people say they don't have them in the worlds they come from. But I am looking for them anyway. Let me know if you find any, so I can kill them.
[ His tone is mostly blunt, his sentences direct and to-the-point, but anyone with a keen ear might detect that he sounds a little... strained, perhaps. As if the complete and utter lack of goblins is, in itself, a concern. ]
Also, I would like to know how to access the sewers so I can make sure no goblins have taken up a nest there.

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All they ever do is take what they need and kill those who are in their way. They offer no good to the world.
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I am confused. Please tell me what goblins are. Aside from beings with nothing to offer the world.
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[ a blunt, stern reply if ever there was one. ]
They are monsters. Humanoid in shape, with long ears and large noses. Usually small in size, though certain varieties grow much larger than the average human. They exist purely by raiding settlements and taking whoever and whatever they need. That which is deemed unnecessary is destroyed. Men, children, and the elderly are butchered and hung on display. Women are taken.
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...What is their origin? Did they come from a dungeon? Or... are they some sort of faction of... something?
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I don't care.
What matters is that they have to die.
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[ yeeeeeah. ]
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