1st job [voice; open]

[gobjob]

[ He's not used to speaking to an audience he can't see. Then again, he's not exactly great at talking to people he can see, so maybe that makes little difference. ]

I'm looking for goblins.

[ Shocking. ]

They're an abundant problem where I am from. But I haven't seen any here, and many people say they don't have them in the worlds they come from. But I am looking for them anyway. Let me know if you find any, so I can kill them.

[ His tone is mostly blunt, his sentences direct and to-the-point, but anyone with a keen ear might detect that he sounds a little... strained, perhaps. As if the complete and utter lack of goblins is, in itself, a concern. ]

Also, I would like to know how to access the sewers so I can make sure no goblins have taken up a nest there.

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voice;

[gobjob]

[He's... barely figured out how to make voice work on this device, so he has no shot of figuring out the camera just yet. But he can reply with audio, at least.]

If they're amassing it's only a matter of time before they come to the surface to take what they need. When they do, they will slaughter anyone who is in their way and take delight in doing so.

This will not stand.

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[sympathyforadevil]

Well, that's concerning. "Maybe Goblins from your world are like that, but this is a totally different world. Probably the goblins are different. Tell you what, why don't I go down there with you and if there are goblins and they're like you say they are I'll help you drive 'em out myself. But if they're just minding their own business we'll leave 'em alone. Okay?"

voice;

[gobjob]

No.

[He isn't hesitant or softspoken in his rebuttal - his tone is blunt, to say the least.]

If you are not comfortable with killing goblins on sight, then stay where you are. If I see a goblin, I will kill it, and every goblin that it nests with. I will do this until all of the goblins are dead. That is all there is to it.

[sympathyforadevil]

All there is to it, huh?

It's not about not being comfortable with killing. I've got oaths to uphold, and they require taking up arms when needed.

But I don't give a shit what sort of self-righteous bullshit you've been huffing lately. The instant you start advocating genocide, you've lost anything even fucking resembling a moral high ground. I'm offering to give you a chance to learn something, here, but hey-

If you're too much of a coward to even admit you might be wrong, I got no problem smiting the fuck out of a self-righteous prick.