un: tigerpoet

[tigerpoet]

The opening of the museum here is enormously exciting, but it also has me thinking about museums at home.

I know there are exhibits about me in at least a few museums - I've never been to see one, because it feels vaguely egotistical to attend an exhibit about yourself? But I've always wondered what sort of things they have to say about me. What parts of my life are worth putting on display for the public.

If there were a museum dedicated to you, what do you suppose would be on exhibit?

Comments

[soupervillain]

Seriously? Being a teacher sounds pretty boring if you ask me. You don't want some adventure in your life? Some... CRIME adventure??

[tigerpoet]

Not really. Being a teacher seems much more rewarding.

[soupervillain]

What could be more rewarding than the love of your minions?!

[tigerpoet]

Helping a child to believe in themself? Instilling a passion for learning in your students? Seeing someone under your care flourish and succeed?

[soupervillain]

I get all those things with my minions too!! Except only one of them is a child. And... change "learning" to "evil," I guess.

[tigerpoet]

You have a child working for you?

[He guesses child labor laws don't apply when you're already breaking the law, but still...!]

[soupervillain]

Well, sort of! I'm pretty sure she hasn't turned in her membership fee yet. But she's really smart! She runs a toy store and everything! DON'T DISRESPECT BEAR TRAP!!

[tigerpoet]

I'm not disrespecting her! Just concerned for her wellbeing.

[soupervillain]

Yeah, me too! Can you believe her family makes her run the store all by herself? She's like, twelve!!

[tigerpoet]

That's awful! Even if she is capable, they shouldn't be pushing that kind of work onto her with no support.

[PROTECC]

[soupervillain]

I KNOW, RIGHT!! It's a good thing she's got a responsible Banzai Captain to encourage her to stand up for herself!!

(that's me)

[ Atsushi meets Molly, perma-Dad Mode engages ]

[tigerpoet]

[Adopted. You are all Adopted. None of you are free from dads.]

That's a relief to hear. I'm glad she's in good hands.

[soupervillain]

Well, EVIL hands. But I take the compliment in the spirit intended.

[tigerpoet]

Evil hands, my mistake. I'm very sorry.

[This still feels like being rude even though he knows it's not??]

[soupervillain]

No worries, good guys mess this stuff up all the time. We'll hang out more and you'll get used to it!

[tigerpoet]

I'm looking forward to it.

[He may be questionably evil, but he's also surprisingly nice.]