text; un: unchained

[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

text; un; catpurrcino

[chainlinks]

[Hello new friend.]

1) well I went to Tokyo does that count?
2) Tokyo has a pretty good night life (not that I would know cause I had go to bed early) / I don't think anything magically horny happened

[Just gross palaces for gross horny old guys, not that this guy needs to know.]

3) No
4)


Well you won't be paid for my cat puns so if you feel un-cat-fur-a-bell, that's too bad.

[hedonistic]

[hewwo fellow memelord.]

nah i mean a universe like this one
this is my second multiversal kidnapping now

[Tokyo, though. He wonders. It's probably not his era. Probably. Clubs were barely a thing anymore, what with everyone too afraid of ruining their Psycho-Pass with alcohol.

....It's not worth finding out. Not right now, in a conversation that promises to be lighthearted and fun. Maybe later, if he feels like it.]

trust me i'm purrfectly content with cat puns
you could even say i
prefur them