text; un: unchained

[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

text; un; catpurrcino

[chainlinks]

[Hello new friend.]

1) well I went to Tokyo does that count?
2) Tokyo has a pretty good night life (not that I would know cause I had go to bed early) / I don't think anything magically horny happened

[Just gross palaces for gross horny old guys, not that this guy needs to know.]

3) No
4)


Well you won't be paid for my cat puns so if you feel un-cat-fur-a-bell, that's too bad.

[hedonistic]

[hewwo fellow memelord.]

nah i mean a universe like this one
this is my second multiversal kidnapping now

[Tokyo, though. He wonders. It's probably not his era. Probably. Clubs were barely a thing anymore, what with everyone too afraid of ruining their Psycho-Pass with alcohol.

....It's not worth finding out. Not right now, in a conversation that promises to be lighthearted and fun. Maybe later, if he feels like it.]

trust me i'm purrfectly content with cat puns
you could even say i
prefur them

[ text ] » ID: Wanda Maximoff

[divaricate]

Am I a furry if I get jellyfish-looking stuff going on? Uh, anyway.

1- no, assuming you mean other multiverse places like this.
2- n/a.
3- n/a.
4- nope.
4b- very.
4c- 10/10.
4d- bring it.

cw teeth just in case

[hedonistic]

think that'd be more like a scalie right?
idk

as for 4b-d i was just gonna do it to anyone who pissed me off being a stop having fun guy but since you asked so nicely:





c:

Text, UN: TachibanaS

[triggerhappytraitor]

1: yes
2: no
3: it didn't have moons.

Unless the tarot card Moon counts.

But I don't think it was involved in people's form changes.

Except when it was being a jerk to some of the werewolves.

[hedonistic]

it might count :|a
what was your last place like?
tell me about the werewolves in particular

Text | UN: D.DRAPER

[anotheroldfashioned]

What the hell is a meme

[hedonistic]

oh my godddddd not again
dude
https://knowyourmeme.com/
educate urself man this isn't even a stone ages sort of place

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

i mean youre probably right lol

1 yes
2 no
3 nope
4 nah
4b bring it on
4c do it man
4d do i really need to say it again

1/2

[hedonistic]

man
where the hell were all you memelords in el nysa
half the people i talked to didn't even know what a phone was, let alone the internet, and the other half were like allergic to fun
not that i'm complaining but you people are really taking the teeth out of my meme threats here

[He'll just have to find the most cursed ones he can, just for u.]

[hedonistic]

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

"Furries"...? You mean like the furry animal-like things?

1. Nothing like this. Just places where I'm from.
2 & 3. N/A
4. No
4b. Uh... Depends what they are.

Why do you have so much time? Don't you have any hobbies?

[hedonistic]

i can't believe you're going to make me explain furries to you
this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

[not even remotely true, but we are dramatic in this house]

also excuse you, pointless bullshit IS my hobby

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

i mean they're only a furry depending on what they turn into i guess

sorry i

i've only been to normal earth and here
uh...

and yes, memes
as many as you want
why would anyone get annoyed with that???

[hedonistic]

idk some people are born with permanent sticks up their asses???
and/or life-threatening allergies to having fun
anyway scalie is a subcategory of furry isn't it
it still counts

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

1. no but I met someone who did
2&3: n/a
4. I'd rather popcorn at anyone dumb enough to rise to such obvious provocation

[hedonistic]

lol so far there's been a shocking lack of stop having fun guys? and yet people want to be bombarded with memes anyway
its a brave new world

text | un: 16

[shiliu]

1. Yes, to hell
2. Sadly, no
3. There's one moon, but apart from being romantic peripherally, it's nothing like the ones here
4 a - d. Are you feeling lonely?

[hedonistic]

[eXCUSE. nobody accuses shuusei kagari of having feelings. how dare you.]

LOOK i'm just saying usually there's at least one member of the fun police on things like this so i thought i'd get ahead of it but apparently all of you are memelords anyway

[He's not exactly complaining but it is a strange new experience having his shenanigans encouraged in this way.]

Text: UN: lan.furen

[noenvy]

1) Yes. Maybe? Probably. Wherever dead people go.
2) Not that I know of, but everyone has their tastes.
3) The moon phase is importanrlt, but not in that way.
4) Nothing wrong with asking questions.
4d) What's a meme?

[hedonistic]

dude
are you saying you went to a literal afterlife and then got kidnapped out of it
and you're like, alive now
that's fucking wild

[Well, no more wild than being rebuilt by gods after death by disintegration, he supposes, but mmmMMMM he's not having Kogami find that out over the network of all things.]

also i'm gonna link you what i linked the other guy because i did my time explaining memes in el nysa okay its not the stone ages anymore i'm done
https://knowyourmeme.com/

text; UN: Persephone

[ragingnature]

1. I used to be able to travel between the mortal realm and Olympus if that's what you mean.
2-4. No.

[hedonistic]

oh shit lmao
damn now i wanna know if that's real or edited
nature is fucking wild
anyway nah i meant more like if you got kidnapped to another universe before this one got ahold of you
also
do you mean olympus like in all that greek myth stuff

text | un: snowedin

[stupidauthor]

1. Yes.
2. Unclear. It was horny but questionable whether it was magical. [ Is the system magical? Was the entire premise itself magical? Does Luo Binghe's horniness count for everyone or just for himself? The story was kind of built around his horniness, so Airplane is going with it counting for everyone, at least! ]
3. No.
4. No. It seems like a reasonable enough way to spend time to me?
4b+c. I would prefer you don't.
4d. I am curious how your access is "unlimited" but I cannot say I'm interested in the memes themselves.

[hedonistic]

2. i feel like i need to know how it can be unclear if it was magical horny or not
deets pls

4d. it's called the internet my friend but luckily for u i'm only going to spam ppl who choose to be parade-rainers, or actually ask
like a surprising amount of you so far

text; un: weiwuxian

[resurging]

what's a hentai?

[hedonistic]

oh god
i take what i said before back THIS is the worst thing that's ever happened to me

[kagari pls]

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

You speak in tongues.





( MUST... DUMB DOWN... FOR CHINA FANTASYLAND... )

[hedonistic]

[He has had to make so many unfortunate explanations because of this post. His life philosophy is usually the no regrets chicken but he has so many regrets right now.]

you know i always thought the reason the ye oldes didn't understand tech in el nysa was because they never had a chance to be around it
this has sure been a way to be proven wrong i guess

at least one of you owe me a drink after this, god damn

1. memes
2. furries
3. hentai is porn
4. horny means down to fuck or something that uh, induces ppl to want to fuck basically

any more questions

un: havefaith

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Meh, he's bored, it's why he even bothered writing a response.]

1 - The Afterlife
2 - No
3 - No, but there was a planet-sized super weapon
4 - No
4b,c,d - If there are cat memes, then maybe

Text / UN: Twilight

[envoyoftwilight]

Ah, so this is what we've come to, hm? People here really don't have anything better to do?

01. I travelled between two different realms before finally settling in my home realm.
02. No more or less 'horny' than to be expected normally.
03. I don't believe there's a moon in the Twilight.
04. Of course not. Things were getting a little boring here. I'm pleased to have something to do.
04B. As long as it's not a proposal, it's fine.
04C. Yes, all right.
04D. I've gotten the point. Thank you.

Am I to assume that the compensation is, in fact, going to be you filling network inboxes?