prismatica | text; un: unchained

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

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hhhhhh fine
FINE
there's a couple meanings actually but its basically like
humanoid animals
and the ppl who want to dress up like/draw themselves as/fuck them

It's a human thing. Got it.

Would you still consider them furries if they didn't consent to this?

i mean we're all furries by the anthro animal definition now
except the poor fucks who get tentacles i guess
anyway
just saying the horny part seems kind of intended considering the whole moonlacing thing

So everyone wants to dress up in across species fetish-suit?

Cool. Learn something new about humans every day.

So it's like dressing up as another species, basically? And have sex while they're dressed up as another animal?

I feel like we have that kind of thing back home. I've only ever heard about it, though.

[Wait. A minute. "Another species"?]

hang on
are you saying your planet is filled with animals that walk upright and act like [unchained is typing. ... unchained has stopped typing. ... unchained is typing.] humans, here?

[is this some zootopia ass shit, is he talking to a personified animal rIGHT NOW???]

Aren't humans also animals?

[dont be speciest. gosh.]

I guess it would be wrong to say yes as an answer to your question, because snakes don't walk.
But where I'm from animals are normal and they aren't those small, non-talking, four-legged creatures that run around here.

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this is such a beautiful hot mess

he hates it

rip

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i live to serve

sorry for the delay but god bless

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