text; un: unchained

[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

text; un; catpurrcino

[chainlinks]

[Hello new friend.]

1) well I went to Tokyo does that count?
2) Tokyo has a pretty good night life (not that I would know cause I had go to bed early) / I don't think anything magically horny happened

[Just gross palaces for gross horny old guys, not that this guy needs to know.]

3) No
4)


Well you won't be paid for my cat puns so if you feel un-cat-fur-a-bell, that's too bad.

[ text ] » ID: Wanda Maximoff

[divaricate]

Am I a furry if I get jellyfish-looking stuff going on? Uh, anyway.

1- no, assuming you mean other multiverse places like this.
2- n/a.
3- n/a.
4- nope.
4b- very.
4c- 10/10.
4d- bring it.

Text, UN: TachibanaS

[triggerhappytraitor]

1: yes
2: no
3: it didn't have moons.

Unless the tarot card Moon counts.

But I don't think it was involved in people's form changes.

Except when it was being a jerk to some of the werewolves.

Text | UN: D.DRAPER

[anotheroldfashioned]

What the hell is a meme

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

i mean youre probably right lol

1 yes
2 no
3 nope
4 nah
4b bring it on
4c do it man
4d do i really need to say it again

[hedonistic]

[hewwo fellow memelord.]

nah i mean a universe like this one
this is my second multiversal kidnapping now

[Tokyo, though. He wonders. It's probably not his era. Probably. Clubs were barely a thing anymore, what with everyone too afraid of ruining their Psycho-Pass with alcohol.

....It's not worth finding out. Not right now, in a conversation that promises to be lighthearted and fun. Maybe later, if he feels like it.]

trust me i'm purrfectly content with cat puns
you could even say i
prefur them

cw teeth just in case

[hedonistic]

think that'd be more like a scalie right?
idk

as for 4b-d i was just gonna do it to anyone who pissed me off being a stop having fun guy but since you asked so nicely:





c:

[hedonistic]

it might count :|a
what was your last place like?
tell me about the werewolves in particular

[hedonistic]

oh my godddddd not again
dude
https://knowyourmeme.com/
educate urself man this isn't even a stone ages sort of place

[triggerhappytraitor]

It was a pocket dimension made of energy that could easily be reformed into matter with enough concentration and sync with the space itself that would align with other realities for short periods of time.

They were just werewolves. Both humans who could take wolf form and one who was more a wolf who sometimes could be human.

1/2

[hedonistic]

man
where the hell were all you memelords in el nysa
half the people i talked to didn't even know what a phone was, let alone the internet, and the other half were like allergic to fun
not that i'm complaining but you people are really taking the teeth out of my meme threats here

[He'll just have to find the most cursed ones he can, just for u.]

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[disasdeer]

"Furries"...? You mean like the furry animal-like things?

1. Nothing like this. Just places where I'm from.
2 & 3. N/A
4. No
4b. Uh... Depends what they are.

Why do you have so much time? Don't you have any hobbies?

[hedonistic]

[hedonistic]

okay i have no idea what any of that first bit is supposed to mean sooooo moving on
i know what a werewolf is that's not the important part of the question
why were there werewolves
like, were they werewolves before they got there or did the place turn people into them

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[kingfuckboy]

i mean they're only a furry depending on what they turn into i guess

sorry i

i've only been to normal earth and here
uh...

and yes, memes
as many as you want
why would anyone get annoyed with that???

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

1. no but I met someone who did
2&3: n/a
4. I'd rather popcorn at anyone dumb enough to rise to such obvious provocation

[hedonistic]

i can't believe you're going to make me explain furries to you
this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

[not even remotely true, but we are dramatic in this house]

also excuse you, pointless bullshit IS my hobby

[triggerhappytraitor]

Yes.


To both.

At least one gained it from one of the worlds we visited.

[hedonistic]

wait so
the last place that kidnapped you was like a homebase for universe-hopping
and people could just, collect superpowers from them???
that's so fucking cool what the heck

[triggerhappytraitor]

Something like that.

Not all the powers were ones you'd want.

But most were pretty useful.

[hedonistic]

what were yours?
oh and what was that about tarot cards
was that related to the universe hopping

[He's just going to keep asking nosy questions until he's asked to stop tbh]

[triggerhappytraitor]

I picked up a few. The ability to heal injury and illness was the best of them. Being able to transform into a half-seahorse merman was the most frustrating, especially after being stuck in that form for over a month.

The Arcana were the ones who set the entire thing in motion. Going between worlds was a game they played, to see which of them would rule the next cycle.

[disasdeer]

I mean, if you don't want to be asked maybe don't say it to start.

[ what a dramatic kid... ]

Do you need more hobbies? A job? Something?

[hedonistic]

oh damn that sucks dude
the gods where i last was were all on the same side, at least

[Possibly because the opposing side was, uh, an apocalyptic force? And last he remembers, it was coming for El Nysa, too. He wonders what became of that planet....if the Natha are still alive, what happened to everyone else on it, but tries not to dwell. Whatever the truth is, it's probably depressing.]

can you still turn into a seahorse

[triggerhappytraitor]

No. Nothing I learned over there stayed with me. I can only assume the energy of Liminal was what was allowing the changes to be sustained.