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[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

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[hedonistic]

okay i have no idea what any of that first bit is supposed to mean sooooo moving on
i know what a werewolf is that's not the important part of the question
why were there werewolves
like, were they werewolves before they got there or did the place turn people into them

[triggerhappytraitor]

Yes.


To both.

At least one gained it from one of the worlds we visited.

[hedonistic]

wait so
the last place that kidnapped you was like a homebase for universe-hopping
and people could just, collect superpowers from them???
that's so fucking cool what the heck

[triggerhappytraitor]

Something like that.

Not all the powers were ones you'd want.

But most were pretty useful.

[hedonistic]

what were yours?
oh and what was that about tarot cards
was that related to the universe hopping

[He's just going to keep asking nosy questions until he's asked to stop tbh]

[triggerhappytraitor]

I picked up a few. The ability to heal injury and illness was the best of them. Being able to transform into a half-seahorse merman was the most frustrating, especially after being stuck in that form for over a month.

The Arcana were the ones who set the entire thing in motion. Going between worlds was a game they played, to see which of them would rule the next cycle.

[hedonistic]

oh damn that sucks dude
the gods where i last was were all on the same side, at least

[Possibly because the opposing side was, uh, an apocalyptic force? And last he remembers, it was coming for El Nysa, too. He wonders what became of that planet....if the Natha are still alive, what happened to everyone else on it, but tries not to dwell. Whatever the truth is, it's probably depressing.]

can you still turn into a seahorse

[triggerhappytraitor]

No. Nothing I learned over there stayed with me. I can only assume the energy of Liminal was what was allowing the changes to be sustained.

[hedonistic]

boooooo
rip cool superpowers :C

[triggerhappytraitor]

The trade off of forced retirement to a place with more stability.

[hedonistic]

[Huh. That has him thinking back to something he asked people in El Nysa.]

do you like it better here?

[triggerhappytraitor]

[[There is a long pause before he answers.]]

If the same people were here as were there, I would, yeah.