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[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

[downswing]

I preferred the speech in tongues.

[hedonistic]

sorry about your ancient dude innocence but in my defense you did ask ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ten seconds later:]

that's called an emoji
it's shrugging

[downswing]

You draw... adequately.

[hedonistic]

oh my godddd
you're killing me here
you're tearing me apart, lisa
i didn't DRAW it
you can make them on your keyboard
(that's the thing you call the buttons with the letters)

here ok look the most basic of basics: :) <- that's a colon and a closed parenthesis. see? makes a smiley face

[downswing]

Makes punctuation.