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[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

[disasdeer]

[ ...what, stares at this message like: what ]

Well, we have smartphones where I'm from so this isn't a case of me being from ancient times. Though I'm sure it's many people here's first time dealing with stuff like this.

You seem to have a lot of time on your hands.

[hedonistic]

you had the internet and nobody made memes
nobody
wow that's actually kind of sad
i'm legit sorry for you
also
saying that i have a lot of free time over and over isn't making me more curious what you spend your time on just fyi

[Is this the textual equivalent to sticking your tongue out at somebody? Perhaps. Shuusei Kagari, 23 going on 12.]

[disasdeer]

We have memes. I meant 'it depends on what memes you're sending'.

I get into knife fights in my free time and also go to classes from time to time.

[ is he kidding...? ]

[hedonistic]

wow
you actually legitimately told me
slow claps lmfao
that's fucking incredible

[He was seriously not expecting that baiting to go anywhere. Louis pls, don't give Kagari this kind of power, love yourself.]

[disasdeer]

Yep. I sure told you exactly what I do. You're pretty gullible, huh?

[ so it's like. 50% true ]