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[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

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[hedonistic]

no listen
i had to teach a couple of ancient french guys about internet stuff in el nysa
the gods didn't want people find out they were real so they kept everyone in the stone ages
so if i talked about memes and shit there was like an even 50:50 odds i'd be talking to a ye olde and have to explain, that'd be on me
but this place is full of technology
you almost have to work harder NOT to run into these things

anyway i wouldn't say no to more hobbies, i guess
though i reserve the right to turn them down if they're boring

[As for having a job...eh. He's getting by okay on Chroma hanging out with Kogami and his friends. Maybe if something seems sufficiently fun, but nothing can really cmpare to having worked on a dragon ranch in El Nysa, honestly.]

[disasdeer]

[ ...what, stares at this message like: what ]

Well, we have smartphones where I'm from so this isn't a case of me being from ancient times. Though I'm sure it's many people here's first time dealing with stuff like this.

You seem to have a lot of time on your hands.

[hedonistic]

you had the internet and nobody made memes
nobody
wow that's actually kind of sad
i'm legit sorry for you
also
saying that i have a lot of free time over and over isn't making me more curious what you spend your time on just fyi

[Is this the textual equivalent to sticking your tongue out at somebody? Perhaps. Shuusei Kagari, 23 going on 12.]

[disasdeer]

We have memes. I meant 'it depends on what memes you're sending'.

I get into knife fights in my free time and also go to classes from time to time.

[ is he kidding...? ]

[hedonistic]

wow
you actually legitimately told me
slow claps lmfao
that's fucking incredible

[He was seriously not expecting that baiting to go anywhere. Louis pls, don't give Kagari this kind of power, love yourself.]

[disasdeer]

Yep. I sure told you exactly what I do. You're pretty gullible, huh?

[ so it's like. 50% true ]

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[hopticulture]

[sorry instead of popping in to ask a question independent of louis she is actually going to reply to this chat log instead because she recognizes louis's username and is Genuinely Curious.]

Hey sorry but I want to know what a furry is explain it to me.

this is such a beautiful hot mess

[hedonistic]

hhhhhh fine
FINE
there's a couple meanings actually but its basically like
humanoid animals
and the ppl who want to dress up like/draw themselves as/fuck them

he hates it

[disasdeer]

It's a human thing. Got it.

Would you still consider them furries if they didn't consent to this?

rip

[hedonistic]

i mean we're all furries by the anthro animal definition now
except the poor fucks who get tentacles i guess
anyway
just saying the horny part seems kind of intended considering the whole moonlacing thing

[disasdeer]

So everyone wants to dress up in across species fetish-suit?

Cool. Learn something new about humans every day.

i live to serve

[hopticulture]

So it's like dressing up as another species, basically? And have sex while they're dressed up as another animal?

I feel like we have that kind of thing back home. I've only ever heard about it, though.

sorry for the delay but god bless

[hedonistic]

[Wait. A minute. "Another species"?]

hang on
are you saying your planet is filled with animals that walk upright and act like [unchained is typing. ... unchained has stopped typing. ... unchained is typing.] humans, here?

[is this some zootopia ass shit, is he talking to a personified animal rIGHT NOW???]

[hopticulture]

Aren't humans also animals?

[dont be speciest. gosh.]

I guess it would be wrong to say yes as an answer to your question, because snakes don't walk.
But where I'm from animals are normal and they aren't those small, non-talking, four-legged creatures that run around here.