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[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

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[hedonistic]

2. i legitimately can't tell if you're serious, fucking with me, or just really gullible

4. they're good memes brent

and both, kind of? there was this guy in el nysa [who he DEFINITELY DOESN'T MISS, SHUT UP!!!!] who fucking HATED emojis
like haaaaaaaated them
which made it really funny to spam them at him
i kinda was expecting the same sort of thing here
like as something to do to piss off ppl who annoyed me
but hey finding genuine memelords is pretty neat too
i never really got to be part of things like this before

[He may have always been a little shit, but in 2112 Japan, he's an Enforcer, a latent criminal, and that means he's not allowed the same kind of experience with the internet as everyone else. Anonymity was illegal for him. Here, he's nobody, just some dumbass shitposting while bored, like anyone else.]

[stupidauthor]

2. I am definitely not fucking with you. I'm not sure why I might be considered gullible in this situation, so it's entirely possible it's that one.

[ "El Nysa"... it feels like he's heard that name on the network a few times before. Is it perhaps the setting of another story like this one that's, best he can tell, a giant crossover fanfic? Do people write fanfic of others' fanfics?! It's... not actually unreasonable when he thinks about it, but that makes his prospects for getting back to his original story so he can (maybe) finally go back to the real world even worse, doesn't it?! He doesn't want to think about that! ]

4. I will take your word for it. But that's really weird. Do you have any idea why? Emojis seem like a strange thing to have a strong hatred for.