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[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

[hedonistic]

not just images, anything can become a meme if people repeat it enough
but yeah, something like that
ANYWAY there's way too many memes out there to pick a favorite, but the no regrets chicken does speak to me on a spiritual level
that and the horrible goose

[anotheroldfashioned]

[This is...amazing. Fascinating. It's like a little mini campaign to convey a point. So naturally he's looking it up and he's found a generator. God help the world.]

Like this?

[hedonistic]

[Excuse him, he needs to take a minute to laugh his ass off.]

holy shit my dude
hang on give me a second

1/2

[anotheroldfashioned]

2/2

[anotheroldfashioned]

I'm going to get this