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[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

[noenvy]

What? No! Once you're dead you're dead.

But, I guess my own research played a part in it...

[Don't be his fanboy! Not from his dark emo past!

And memes? He wants to know more about memes.]

[hedonistic]

you just said you came back from the dead and that controlling the dead was an art
tell me more come on don't hold out on me like this
i won't tell anyone your secret identity promise

[kagari what does that mean]

[noenvy]

Well yeah, I did invent demonic cultivation, but, I can't resurrect myself, that's just stupid. How would you do it if you're already dead?

Why do you want to know so much? I'm not going to teach you anything.

[hedonistic]

okay one, lame, why is everyone always so stingy about showing off their cool powers
but two i want to know because its awesome
you know what happens when people die back home? nothing
just pbbbbbt that's it, end of the line

[Well, maybe. There could be an afterlife, he supposes, but Kagari's never really been a particularly religious or spiritual type.]

stuff like demons and magic are only for books and movies and video games

[tl;dr he's a nerd who's thrilled his fantasy rpgs are real, let him have this ok...]

[noenvy]

It doesn't even work here, there's no spirits or dead. It's not a path I would recommend to anyone.

When people die depending on how and what feelings they have they might become a walking corpse, but, that's a natural process.

It sounds easier if the dead were still.

I only know what one of those things are.

1/2

[hedonistic]

so you're telling me that your world has always been in a permanent state of zombie apocalypse and people STILL had the balls to fuck with necromancy
goddamn you guys just don't give a fuck, huh

[hedonistic]

okay
you know what
we are going to go watch a movie
today

[this is how you friendship, right.]

[noenvy]

[So much is confusing here, he can't quite keep up, but he'll try!]

It's not so bad, anything that's a real threat gets killed pretty quickly. The low-level stuff isn't worth bothering with for the most part. The small people will stay away and have their own methods, and if it builds up a cultivator sect will send someone.

Today? Sure, is it fun?

[hedonistic]

wait i thought everyone but you sucked at the cultivating thing

[He may have just assumed cultivation was your universe's word for necromancy ha ha wHOOPS. some of us aren't well-read in a billion kinds of philosophy okay kOU-CHAN.]

yeah of course it's fun that's the whole point of watching movies
i'm kagari btw

[a beat passes. then:]

*that means by the way

[noenvy]

Cultivation is normally done with spiritual energy, Demonic Cultivation is with negative energy. Only Demonic Cultivation is a thing people aren’t good at, since I invented it.

[What a strange guy, but sort of amusing so far.]

My name is Wei Wuxian.

[hedonistic]

ohhhh
i thought that cultivation thing was just another word for necromancy
fair enough i guess

BUT OKAY movie time
so important question you read books and shit right
what's your fave kind of story

[noenvy]

I read lots of different things. I suppose stories that are interesting and full of adventure. Things that are funny. Things that impart new ideas.

I'm not that picky as long as it's entertaining.