text; un: unchained

[hedonistic]

[what up network someone's here to make an eXCELLENT first impression, after spending a couple months having mostly ignored/occasionally lurked the network. hi. hello.]

hey so
you know what i want to know
what the hell is the deal with universes having horny moons
the LAST place i was at had some people randomly getting horny every time the moon showed up and this one turns people into furries
it's like something out of a really bad hentai
i'm starting to think gods in general have some kind of combined moon fetish/voyeurism kink

so i'm making a very scientific poll, which you should definitely respond to:

1) did you go anywhere before you came here
2) was it ever horny in some kind of magical or otherwise supernatural way
3) were moons involved
4) are you a stick in the mud who's going to bitch at me for killing time with this
4b) how prepared are you to tolerate getting spammed endlessly in your inbox with bullshit if you absolutely must
4c) i don't actually care i'm just warning you in advance that i'm gonna be obnoxious af
4d) i'm dead serious here i've got unlimited access to memes and nothing but time and spite on my hands

thanks for your time. you will not be compensated. good night.

Comments

text; UN: Persephone

[ragingnature]

1. I used to be able to travel between the mortal realm and Olympus if that's what you mean.
2-4. No.

[hedonistic]

oh shit lmao
damn now i wanna know if that's real or edited
nature is fucking wild
anyway nah i meant more like if you got kidnapped to another universe before this one got ahold of you
also
do you mean olympus like in all that greek myth stuff

[ragingnature]

I have no idea if it's real or not as I found it when doing a search. It is very cute though.

In that case, no, this is the first time I've been taken away from my home and been unable to return.

That's exactly what I mean.

[hedonistic]

oh damn
so that's real where you're from
wild
i've got a friend who'd probably nerd all over that shit

[For his own part, he'd probably save his nerding for if he ran into a manga or video game character that's cool with 4th walling, but the idea it could happen even in theory is very exciting at the moment.]

so which one are you?

[das rood kagari]

[ragingnature]

If you mean that we are more than stories, yes.

My name is the same as the username I use. Though I can understand if it doesn't sound familiar as I haven't done much to make a name for myself just yet.