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[nobodylikeshim]

Hmmm. 🤔 🤨 😐

Anyone up for a dark ritual to summon unholy creatures? 😈 👿 👹

You know. For funsies.

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[whitehairedprettyboy]

Take it from someone with quite a bit of experience: it's not worth it.

[nobodylikeshim]

Really? Why? ヽ(⭐️°〇°💧)ﾉ

It seems like so much fun. (⭐️｡╯︵╰｡💧)

[whitehairedprettyboy]

How does the saying go? It's all fun and games until someone gets possessed.

[nobodylikeshim]

Did you get possessed? (⭐️¯ . ¯💧٥)

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I most certainly did. It was, to put it lightly, unenjoyable, and to put it less lightly, a bloody nightmare. But if you want to risk your bodily autonomy and quite possibly your sanity, be my guest, I suppose.

[nobodylikeshim]

Do you want to talk about it? It sounds neat. ( : ⭐️ ౦ ‸ ౦ 💧 : )

And, well, I can't say I'm very sane to begin with, ha ha ha! ☆⌒(⭐️ゝ。∂💧)

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I'm not sure what part of that description came off as 'neat' to you and not, say 'hellish'. But in the interest of spreading knowledge, I am willing to answer questions on the topic, should you have any.

As far as your sanity goes: I'd gathered.

[nobodylikeshim]

Oh sure!

Let's see, let's see! Did your possessed self get freaky with your body? In less murder and more like, what fun did it get up to? If it's only murder, that's fine, too.

HA HA HA HA, a little madness is good for nobody, but I enjoy it.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Get 'freaky'? Sir/Madam, I hope you are not implying what I think you're implying.

[ gross gross gross ]

The demon did not, as it happened, have very much resembling a sense of fun. He spent most of his time in my body attempting to release other demons from imprisonment, when he wasn't dressing it up like his personal bloody paper doll. I suppose that part might have been 'fun' from his point of view. It certainly wasn't from mine.

[nobodylikeshim]

Sir!

[ :) ]

It sounds like it could have used a little bit of imagination, my friend. It's a shame that he didn't get to do most of the things that possessed people do. Is it because they have to be ladies? That's a bit sexist, don't you think?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I'm growing increasingly less fond of your implications, sir, and we're certainly not 'friends'. But if it makes you feel any better, I doubt my world's demons have much concept of human gender. If they did, I don't believe he would have been so keen on forcing my body into a dress.

[nobodylikeshim]

Ah, most people aren't fond of the implications I make. ;P

Hm, I guess not. Still, did he choose things that flattered you?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Might that not be an indication that you should consider not making them? Merely a thought.

...I'm a man. It was a dress, no matter what he tried to call it. Nothing about that combination could be considered 'flattering' in any way. And of course he had to put an image of his own face on it, too, the narcissist.

[nobodylikeshim]

It's a nice thought, but that isn't really how I work.

He considered you his. Isn't that romantic?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

If I vomit on this suit, I'm charging you for the dry cleaning.

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmm! I have the funds for it.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Do you have the funds to pay for the therapy that mental image is going to require?

[nobodylikeshim]

Maybe??
But really, why weren't you in therapy after such an ordeal, anyway?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Side effect of demons using up your resources to traipse your body all over the world looking for other demons: you tend not to have a lot of funds left afterwards.

[nobodylikeshim]

Huh. Sucks.

Wanna talk about it with me? I can't say that I'll be a good therapist, but I'll give you free chroma for the chat.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Free chroma?

[ On the one hand, he doesn't know that he wants to blab out all his life's issues to a stranger of questionable sanity, especially one who apparently ships him and Shendu (which, let him reiterate: gross). On the other hand... free chroma. ]

Well, if you're offering... I suppose I could give it a shot. Shall we meet up somewhere?

[nobodylikeshim]

Yes-yes!!

Dealer's choice. That is if we go where I WANT to go, you might not like it! Let's have it be somewhere your comfortable with so I can hear all the details of you being possessed. :) :) :)

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ ...

He can already tell he's made a terrible decision. ]

How do you feel about tea?

[ He provides the location of a nearby tea shop, a favorite of his which sells one of the closest things he's found to Earl Grey on this culture-less excuse for a planet. ]

And merely out of curiosity, do you have a proper name by which I should refer to you, Mr. Bungeegum?

[nobodylikeshim]

I don't mind tea.

[ He smiles at the idea of having this sort of talk in a quaint little tea shop. His fox ears wiggle a little as he laughs. ]

I do have a proper name. Well, it's a name. Only a few people call it proper. Anyway, it's Hisoka. Hisoka the Magician.

[ Yes, his name is "Sneaky" the Magician. Amazing. ]

-> action

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Unfortunately, Valmont doesn't know Japanese, so the warning in his new friend's name goes unheeded. ]

Very well, Mr. Hisoka. You may call me Valmont, by the way. I suppose I shall see you there.

[ And he heads to the tea shop to await their rendezvous. Even if this man is as obnoxious in person as he seems over the network, at least he'll get a decent cup of tea out of the deal. ]