毒島メイソン理鶯 🍳 CRAZY M (
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prismatica2020-04-06 02:16 am
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video; backdated to april 1st
[ Are you ready for Riou's next instructional video? Here he is, apparently in the forest, taking up most of the camera view so you can really only see some trees on the side. ]
Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.
[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...
...Onto a deer dressed in camo.
He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]
That is how you field dress a deer.
[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]
Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.
[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...
...Onto a deer dressed in camo.
He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]
That is how you field dress a deer.
[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]
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[ He could've wrestled it but it would've been hard to film after that. ]
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[Horses are probably very different from deers...]
... So if someone wants to pet the deer, would he let them?
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[ He's still jumpy if Riou moves too fast, which is reasonable. But as long as Riou goes slow he sticks around. ]