video; backdated to april 1st

[grylls]

[ Are you ready for Riou's next instructional video? Here he is, apparently in the forest, taking up most of the camera view so you can really only see some trees on the side. ]

Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.

[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...

...Onto a deer dressed in camo.

He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]

That is how you field dress a deer.

[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]

Comments

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[tigridias]

[ GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS FALLING FOR IT ]

Mr. Riou, are you trying to hide the deer out in the field...?

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[grylls]

There is no trying about it.

[ He camo'd the deer. He is successful. He's still acting totally serious about this so this is probably going to go too far. ]

[audio | @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

[Heeey, that's not what field dressing is at ALL.]

...

Well, at least you went with the woodland pattern.

< @CrazyM

[grylls]

[ He knows. He definitely knows. It probably isn't obvious to everyone, though one look at him also wearing camo, the gun strapped to his back, the weird little campsite somewhere in the background... he knows what he's doing. ]

They do live in the woods. It would've been troublesome to get him to an actual field.

[ As if the sweater itself wasn't. ]

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[coasts]

Heh... I get it.

[ Samatoki looks stupidly proud of himself for this! ]

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[grylls]

[ Samatoki gets it!! Riou is satisfied. It's been falling flat so far, but Riou suddenly looks proud of himself too. MTC has his back!! ]

Happy April Fool's Day, Samatoki.

text; @birdofprey

[nyctea]

ooooooooooooooo

THAT'S RLY GOOD

How did you manage not to get the sweater ripped from those antlers?!

You're so skilled!

[grylls]

Velcro.
👍

[nyctea]

!!

There are sweaters with velcro!?

[grylls]

If you ask them to be made for a deer.

[ This is actually his deer camo jacket. Because sometimes he gets deer and he heard people can go full animal?? So he has to have one for when he is a deer. Just in case. ]

[nyctea]

You must really like the deer to have sweater custom made for it...

I'd wear it! It's a cool sweater!

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[coasts]

[ Oh... wait. ]

This was a prank?

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[grylls]

You said you got it.

[ ...Now he's really confused. Samatoki what did you think you got? ]

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[coasts]

I did. You dressed a deer up. I thought it was gonna be you makin' dip or somethin' at first.

[grylls]

They say moonblessed sometimes fully transform into animals.
I'm iris blessed. I got it for emergencies.

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[grylls]

Field dressing a deer means to remove its organs so it will rapidly cool down so you can preserve the meat. You have to do it with any animal you want to eat. But I dressed it for the field.

[ Well, he half got it and that's better than anyone else so far. Riou's niche joke is too niche. ]

Do you want me to make it into dip?

[ He can still shoot it. ]

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[chronicgambler]

[...................]

Wait a minute. That's not right...

[..............]

How're you gonna hide the antlers?

[Video] un: roseoftheriverbank

[saigawa]

[He's trying to stifle his sniggers. He's failing.]

Oh, man, you got me.

[The joke, maybe?]

You're not gonna give it pants? Or a skirt?

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[yumenope]

Stunning. Are you two serious?

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

Not bad. B-.

I would ask how you got that on there, but I've seen deer people wearing clothes before.

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Not a bad joke.
Maybe I should do a real tutorial on it, though...

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[whosaysdajare]

AHAH-HAHAHA...!

[ Sasara really doesn't know anything concrete about hunting BUT when it comes to puns there's not a single one he can't net. God, Riou... this is... hilarious! He'd laugh his head right off if it wasn't screwed on! ]

Field dress! That's really good! [ *wipes tear* Actually. Sasara totally leans into splitting his sides on it. He knew there was potential! ]

video; un: adler

[disasdeer]

[ He couldn't resist. ]

Sorry, I wouldn't be caught dead in camo. Maybe consider something more stylish.

[nyctea]

Fully? Oh man then maybe I'll be able to fly then!
Iris? You become a deer? Hope no one actually tries to hunt you, that's dangerous!

[Says person that transforms into a bird of prey.]

[circumitus]

[It's obvious enough to Rey that he's not wearing camo himself as a fashion statement. She makes similar outings as well.]

Did it really just let you put that on or did you have to wrangle it first?

[She is intrigued.]