video; backdated to april 1st

[grylls]

[ Are you ready for Riou's next instructional video? Here he is, apparently in the forest, taking up most of the camera view so you can really only see some trees on the side. ]

Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.

[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...

...Onto a deer dressed in camo.

He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]

That is how you field dress a deer.

[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]

Comments

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[tigridias]

[ GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS FALLING FOR IT ]

Mr. Riou, are you trying to hide the deer out in the field...?

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[grylls]

There is no trying about it.

[ He camo'd the deer. He is successful. He's still acting totally serious about this so this is probably going to go too far. ]

[audio | @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

[Heeey, that's not what field dressing is at ALL.]

...

Well, at least you went with the woodland pattern.

< @CrazyM

[grylls]

[ He knows. He definitely knows. It probably isn't obvious to everyone, though one look at him also wearing camo, the gun strapped to his back, the weird little campsite somewhere in the background... he knows what he's doing. ]

They do live in the woods. It would've been troublesome to get him to an actual field.

[ As if the sweater itself wasn't. ]

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[coasts]

Heh... I get it.

[ Samatoki looks stupidly proud of himself for this! ]

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[grylls]

[ Samatoki gets it!! Riou is satisfied. It's been falling flat so far, but Riou suddenly looks proud of himself too. MTC has his back!! ]

Happy April Fool's Day, Samatoki.

text; @birdofprey

[nyctea]

ooooooooooooooo

THAT'S RLY GOOD

How did you manage not to get the sweater ripped from those antlers?!

You're so skilled!

[grylls]

Velcro.
👍

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[chronicgambler]

[...................]

Wait a minute. That's not right...

[..............]

How're you gonna hide the antlers?

[grylls]

They look like branches.

[ Its butt is also not hidden. But it's not the point anyway.. ]

[Video] un: roseoftheriverbank

[saigawa]

[He's trying to stifle his sniggers. He's failing.]

Oh, man, you got me.

[The joke, maybe?]

You're not gonna give it pants? Or a skirt?

[grylls]

[ Good! Someone else gets it! ]

I think this is enough. He would be uncomfortable with more.

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[yumenope]

Stunning. Are you two serious?

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[grylls]

It's been an intense couple of days.

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

Not bad. B-.

I would ask how you got that on there, but I've seen deer people wearing clothes before.

[grylls]

This is a real deer, not a deer person.

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Not a bad joke.
Maybe I should do a real tutorial on it, though...

[grylls]

I can show you that as well, but I thought not everyone would appreciate it.

[ Since it's, you know, kind of gorey. ]

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[whosaysdajare]

AHAH-HAHAHA...!

[ Sasara really doesn't know anything concrete about hunting BUT when it comes to puns there's not a single one he can't net. God, Riou... this is... hilarious! He'd laugh his head right off if it wasn't screwed on! ]

Field dress! That's really good! [ *wipes tear* Actually. Sasara totally leans into splitting his sides on it. He knew there was potential! ]

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[grylls]

It doesn't seem to be clear to everyone, but a few people getting it is acceptable.

[ He thought it was pretty good when he thought of it. He's smiling too, proud of himself. :) ]

video; un: adler

[disasdeer]

[ He couldn't resist. ]

Sorry, I wouldn't be caught dead in camo. Maybe consider something more stylish.

[grylls]

[ But sir, camo is actually in fashion this year??? ]

I wasn't dressing you up.

[ Though he's very confused about the level of deer-person he's talking to right now. It's not Iris... is this a real talking deer?? He's so confused right now. He's having an internal crisis about this. The deer he's made friends(?) with according to Samatoki is definitely not a person capable of talking, but this person definitely is... ]

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[dissimilates]

[ snrkkkk. ]

Good one. Pet deer?

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[grylls]

A fellow camper.

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[amant]

If I were that deer I'd rather be dead, too. Did you have to sedate it or was it simply frozen in fear when it saw you approaching with that terrible sweater?

[ Okay, Judge Judy. ]

[grylls]

[ CAMO IS IN FASHION THIS YEAR TYVM!! Not that Riou even cares, he wears camo every day. ]

No, it was several days of allowing it to get used to my presence, feeding it, and then approaching with caution.

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

It is handsome.

[grylls]

Thank you.
I won't leave it on him for long for his sake. I don't want him to overheat once the weather warms up more.