grylls: (blank stare)
毒島メイソン理鶯 🍳 CRAZY M ([personal profile] grylls) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-04-06 02:16 am

video; backdated to april 1st

[ Are you ready for Riou's next instructional video? Here he is, apparently in the forest, taking up most of the camera view so you can really only see some trees on the side. ]

Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.

[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...

...Onto a deer dressed in camo.

He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]


That is how you field dress a deer.

[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-04-20 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Mn, have noticed the toxicity increase the farther out you go, but still prefer to be out there sometimes. Helps during Sanguis.

[That way she can take her aggression out on things like bears and trees rather than having to worry about punching some rando for looking at her the wrong way.]
circumitus: Insert Warmer song lyrics here. (whoops i'm gay)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-04-24 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Iris.

Well, yeah... that'd make sense.

[Hearing things like that, Rey is so grateful that she wasn't "blessed" by that particular moon.]
circumitus: (lord you are testing me.)

[personal profile] circumitus 2020-04-25 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Guess it's easier for those who are all down to fuck already, or aren't as badly affected by the moons. Some seem to have a harder time with the cycles than others.

[She's noticed people aren't all affected the same way under Sanguis like she is, plus some have better coping mechanisms to deal with the aggression than she ever could muster.]