毒島メイソン理鶯 🍳 CRAZY M (
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prismatica2020-04-06 02:16 am
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video; backdated to april 1st
[ Are you ready for Riou's next instructional video? Here he is, apparently in the forest, taking up most of the camera view so you can really only see some trees on the side. ]
Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.
[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...
...Onto a deer dressed in camo.
He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]
That is how you field dress a deer.
[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]
Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.
[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...
...Onto a deer dressed in camo.
He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]
That is how you field dress a deer.
[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]
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[ But he's far more comfortable there than the city.. there's still plenty of space to not run into other people though, even before the effects start settling in. ]
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[That way she can take her aggression out on things like bears and trees rather than having to worry about punching some rando for looking at her the wrong way.]
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[ ...Iris is a little different than Sanguis though. Being alone in a forest doesn't help being painfully horny and affectionate. ]
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Well, yeah... that'd make sense.
[Hearing things like that, Rey is so grateful that she wasn't "blessed" by that particular moon.]
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[ The number one cause of Iris suffering is the people who lock themselves away and refuse to accept what's happening to them. But he's gotten the "Oh. Iris." response multiple times, including from fellow Iris when he first realized his moonblessing, so he simply offers that explanation. Being Iris doesn't bother him, but if he were in the forest with a boner and neither ice packs nor friends, he wouldn't be a happy camper. ]
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[She's noticed people aren't all affected the same way under Sanguis like she is, plus some have better coping mechanisms to deal with the aggression than she ever could muster.]
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The other two explanations make sense to him, though, so he nods in agreement. ]
The shame many feel at the possibility of having that challenge in public seems to be a deterrent for many to try to learn ways around it, too.