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prismatica2020-04-11 12:13 pm
zunge) wrote in prismatica2020-04-11 12:13 pm
text + embedded video; un: ruffestrabbit; cw: bird poop
When something you uploaded surpasses 250k views in only a week you know it's a real hit.
[At the bottom of that brief post is an embedded PrismaTube video:
Fly-by Bird Poop Dive Bomb
uploaded XXXX-04-04 by ruffestrabbit
[A street somewhat removed from the greatest hustle and bustle of Level 2 is in view. A man with cattle horns walks up on the sidewalk, straightening out his uniform jacket sleeves and adjusting the collar, then flexing and stretching his arms a little and nodding to himself, seemingly pleased with the fit. He stops to light a cigarette. It's at that moment that a bird flies by overhead and drops its load, which lands smack dab on the man's shoulder. He finishes lighting up before glancing over at the bright white wet stain. For a moment he seems frozen in disbelief, then lowers his arms and looks up... only for a second bird-bomb to hit him in the face.]
[The camera shakes slightly while the man stands there like a statue, then he flies into a rage, flinging away the stained cigarette, wiping his face with his sleeve (instantly staining), screaming expletives at the winged perpetrator, and furiously looking around for a projectile. He grabs a potted plant from a vendor's display and hurls it into the air with shocking strength, letting out the most disappointed howl when it misses. He wants to grab another flower pot, but at this point a few people swarm in to hold him back and calm him down. The camera shakes harder, and the video ends on the raging guy being mobbed by heroic bystanders.]
[At the bottom of that brief post is an embedded PrismaTube video:
Fly-by Bird Poop Dive Bomb
uploaded XXXX-04-04 by ruffestrabbit
[A street somewhat removed from the greatest hustle and bustle of Level 2 is in view. A man with cattle horns walks up on the sidewalk, straightening out his uniform jacket sleeves and adjusting the collar, then flexing and stretching his arms a little and nodding to himself, seemingly pleased with the fit. He stops to light a cigarette. It's at that moment that a bird flies by overhead and drops its load, which lands smack dab on the man's shoulder. He finishes lighting up before glancing over at the bright white wet stain. For a moment he seems frozen in disbelief, then lowers his arms and looks up... only for a second bird-bomb to hit him in the face.]
[The camera shakes slightly while the man stands there like a statue, then he flies into a rage, flinging away the stained cigarette, wiping his face with his sleeve (instantly staining), screaming expletives at the winged perpetrator, and furiously looking around for a projectile. He grabs a potted plant from a vendor's display and hurls it into the air with shocking strength, letting out the most disappointed howl when it misses. He wants to grab another flower pot, but at this point a few people swarm in to hold him back and calm him down. The camera shakes harder, and the video ends on the raging guy being mobbed by heroic bystanders.]
text, un:supersadistmaster coming in
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[That makes him suspect this is veering away from whatever the reality is, if it hasn't already. But he also doesn't care enough to call bullshit.]
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[Oh, Sougo's been bullshitting this entire time. He enjoys this.]
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Sougo, stop this shittalk!! You're really pissing me off!!
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[He shouldn't waste his energy getting into fights online, but damn, he can't let this bullshit stand!!]
Get to work instead of screwing around here!
[Oh wait, Sougo doesn't have a job. Blame the force of habit.]
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[His job is now to be an internet troll.]
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I hope you fall into an open manhole.
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feeling's mutual
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