text + embedded video; un: ruffestrabbit; cw: bird poop

[zunge]

When something you uploaded surpasses 250k views in only a week you know it's a real hit.

[At the bottom of that brief post is an embedded PrismaTube video:

Fly-by Bird Poop Dive Bomb
uploaded XXXX-04-04 by ruffestrabbit

[A street somewhat removed from the greatest hustle and bustle of Level 2 is in view. A man with cattle horns walks up on the sidewalk, straightening out his uniform jacket sleeves and adjusting the collar, then flexing and stretching his arms a little and nodding to himself, seemingly pleased with the fit. He stops to light a cigarette. It's at that moment that a bird flies by overhead and drops its load, which lands smack dab on the man's shoulder. He finishes lighting up before glancing over at the bright white wet stain. For a moment he seems frozen in disbelief, then lowers his arms and looks up... only for a second bird-bomb to hit him in the face.]

[The camera shakes slightly while the man stands there like a statue, then he flies into a rage, flinging away the stained cigarette, wiping his face with his sleeve (instantly staining), screaming expletives at the winged perpetrator, and furiously looking around for a projectile. He grabs a potted plant from a vendor's display and hurls it into the air with shocking strength, letting out the most disappointed howl when it misses. He wants to grab another flower pot, but at this point a few people swarm in to hold him back and calm him down. The camera shakes harder, and the video ends on the raging guy being mobbed by heroic bystanders.]

Comments

text; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sougo wanted to check on PrismaTube for videos of people falling and getting hurt, but...oh, this was so much better than he was expecting. In fact, it's a downright work of art! And it had to be with Hijikata of all people! Utter perfection. Watching it all the way through in the privacy of his room, he had burst out into laughter. He kept watching it multiple times and then proceeded to download the video onto his device. Just a little pick-me-up should he need it.]

this is the GREATEST thing i have ever seen

you know who that guy is?

Text | UN: mayorinfan35

[mayoninofukucho]

[Hijikata isn't online much, let alone on PrismaTube. But this video somehow made it into his social media trends, and the preview screen alone is enough to raise his blood pressure to an unhealthy point. He did not need a reminder of this!! He doesn't have a PrismaTube account, so he can't downvote it, but he can leave a comment on Noiz' post, so he does.]

This is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately!!

[Sadly he doesn't have a lawyer.]

[badluckblues]

gotta say, that bird's got marksmanship

[dissimilates]

[ here's kogami -- he remembers doing this and why. also his angry withdrawal bird instincts. ]

So, abilities are transferable.