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prismatica2020-04-11 12:13 pm
zunge) wrote in prismatica2020-04-11 12:13 pm
text + embedded video; un: ruffestrabbit; cw: bird poop
When something you uploaded surpasses 250k views in only a week you know it's a real hit.
[At the bottom of that brief post is an embedded PrismaTube video:
Fly-by Bird Poop Dive Bomb
uploaded XXXX-04-04 by ruffestrabbit
[A street somewhat removed from the greatest hustle and bustle of Level 2 is in view. A man with cattle horns walks up on the sidewalk, straightening out his uniform jacket sleeves and adjusting the collar, then flexing and stretching his arms a little and nodding to himself, seemingly pleased with the fit. He stops to light a cigarette. It's at that moment that a bird flies by overhead and drops its load, which lands smack dab on the man's shoulder. He finishes lighting up before glancing over at the bright white wet stain. For a moment he seems frozen in disbelief, then lowers his arms and looks up... only for a second bird-bomb to hit him in the face.]
[The camera shakes slightly while the man stands there like a statue, then he flies into a rage, flinging away the stained cigarette, wiping his face with his sleeve (instantly staining), screaming expletives at the winged perpetrator, and furiously looking around for a projectile. He grabs a potted plant from a vendor's display and hurls it into the air with shocking strength, letting out the most disappointed howl when it misses. He wants to grab another flower pot, but at this point a few people swarm in to hold him back and calm him down. The camera shakes harder, and the video ends on the raging guy being mobbed by heroic bystanders.]
[At the bottom of that brief post is an embedded PrismaTube video:
Fly-by Bird Poop Dive Bomb
uploaded XXXX-04-04 by ruffestrabbit
[A street somewhat removed from the greatest hustle and bustle of Level 2 is in view. A man with cattle horns walks up on the sidewalk, straightening out his uniform jacket sleeves and adjusting the collar, then flexing and stretching his arms a little and nodding to himself, seemingly pleased with the fit. He stops to light a cigarette. It's at that moment that a bird flies by overhead and drops its load, which lands smack dab on the man's shoulder. He finishes lighting up before glancing over at the bright white wet stain. For a moment he seems frozen in disbelief, then lowers his arms and looks up... only for a second bird-bomb to hit him in the face.]
[The camera shakes slightly while the man stands there like a statue, then he flies into a rage, flinging away the stained cigarette, wiping his face with his sleeve (instantly staining), screaming expletives at the winged perpetrator, and furiously looking around for a projectile. He grabs a potted plant from a vendor's display and hurls it into the air with shocking strength, letting out the most disappointed howl when it misses. He wants to grab another flower pot, but at this point a few people swarm in to hold him back and calm him down. The camera shakes harder, and the video ends on the raging guy being mobbed by heroic bystanders.]
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It's the 2040s where I'm from. You?
[The pay rate he mentioned is complete and utter bullshit. He's just being a shit. He did once charge someone 50 chroma to answer a question just to make the guy shut up about it.]
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1860s.
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[Apparently that didn't happen everywhere or in every timeline, and yet people still ended up having those things? Wild.]
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I know I wouldn't have believed anyone about anthropomorphic countries or animals if I hadn't seen them myself.
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[He absolutely will lie if it'll save his neck, though.]
And like those things aren't more far-fetched!
[He says that, but he's already encountered the former and seen the latter around, so he believes in them too.]
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That's why I brought them up. This place has both here. Several of each.
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If these aliens are for real, what are they like?
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[He checks the time. Ugh, he sure got sidetracked arguing here; he should be studying for the Moon Knight exam.]
I've got to get back to work over here. You should, too. Also stop posting shitty videos like that.
[He knows he won't - not if it gets him 250.000 views -, but he'll still say it.]
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