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[sarcaskick]

okay so i've been here a while and it's been pretty great ngl

very physical

super fun

but i need some new hobbies. sparring's great and all but nothing's scratching the itch like it used to, and i think i'm getting bored. me and bored are not a good mix.

so

what do you people do

if you're going to suggest reading you can just keep scrolling because i'm seriously not interested, would rather die

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[sarcaskick]

only if you try one with me

[ He isn't going down alone, Emerald ]

[unhappy]

Ok but I'm bringing like a gallon of milk and you can't have any

[ or maybe she'll fake it. She hasn't decided yet. And wants to get Mercury to eat one though, even if she has to too. ]

[sarcaskick]

you DO understand that you're not really doing a good job of persuading me here right

[unhappy]

Ok fine you can have some milk

[ they're going to waste so much milk throwing it up ]

[sarcaskick]

good.






wait hold on

double back for a sec

why the fuck are we doing this

[unhappy]

hmmmm

boredom?

[sarcaskick]

you have the hottest peppers supposedly of all time

and your thought was that WE should eat them instead of sneaking them into other people's food?

[unhappy]

No my thought was you should eat them and I should watch

[sarcaskick]

bold play

not a good one, but

bold

[unhappy]

of course you don't think it's good, you would've been eating one.

But we should go get other people to eat them if you won't

[sarcaskick]

i can run diversion while you slip them into someone's sandwich or something

piece of cake

[unhappy]

Name a target! :)

[sarcaskick]

hm.

could mess with one of the beacon brats

they haven't really done anything to bug me but still

except weiss telling that garbage joke you shared with her

seriously wtf

[unhappy]

I told her a bad joke and she lost her mind, couldn't sleep, and posted to the entire network. I can't take credit for it spiraling out of control when I thought she'd like a bad joke but I can enjoy the ride.

[sarcaskick]

she called me a nincompoop

i didn't think people actually used that word

is she like an alien or something

[unhappy]

[ She actually doesn't mind Weiss as much as she used to. Weiss has been helping her with some stuff and doesn't mind when she complains about people. Which is way rarer than it should be, everyone is so nice all the time. Ugh. '_' ]

you are a nincompoop
that she used that word is embarrassing

oh there's an activity
what if you try to teach weiss to be cool

[sarcaskick]

would you try to teach a fish how to walk on dry land

[unhappy]

are you saying you aren't up to the challenge?

first you chicken out on the peppers, now this?

[sarcaskick]

she eats quinoa

[unhappy]

And I know how to make more than 10 different tofu dishes
All I'm hearing is "My name is Mercury Black and I'm scared of a tiny girl in heels who eats quinoa."

[sarcaskick]

i know you're pretty flexible, em, but that's a hell of a stretch even for you

[unhappy]

so you're complaining about being bored but refusing to do anything because...

[sarcaskick]

i also wouldn't stab myself in the eye with a fork

shockingly enough, even when i'm bored there are things i don't want to do

[unhappy]

So, what do you want to do?

[sarcaskick]

what happened to tricking people into eating hot peppers? are you too buddy-buddy with weiss to go after her now?