Video; UN: FINN

[hatejakku]

[ The video almost looks like the position a security camera might take, looking down at Finn's living room from a corner. For those that's been to his flat, they might remember a bookshelf is there. Anyway, the place is destroyed.

The couch is ripped apart, tables are broken, books are everywhere, a plant looks to have been torn from the pot and dragged through the white carpet, it's just bad.

The camera pans over towards the hallway where some big brown and black bird comes waddling into the room on webbed feet, head casually scanning on top of its long neck. ]

Can anyone tell me what this thing is. [ Oh, that's Finn's voice. He's whispering and, though he's not in view, sprawled on top of the bookcase. ] I found some shop and this guy told me that animals popped out of some sphere and I bought it because I wanted to see what it actually did and this thing-

[ The goose waddles over to the open wall closet, tugging on something inside until a jacket pulls free of a hanger, then proceeds to drag it through the dirt for no reason.

Finn speaks up. ] Why? You don't think you've done enou- [ The goose stops, flaps its impressive wingspan and hisses at him before folding its wings back and continues about its business.

After a beat- ] I didn't like that one anyway!

[ The goose stops again and looks at him, apparently annoyed now. It flaps its wings, lowers its neck parallel to the ground, and starts running- The camera shakes- ] No, no, no, no-! [ And the video ends. ]

Comments

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[terribletwos]

why do people keep buying geese/

[ This is possibly not even directed entirely at Finn but at the network in general. Even though it's posted in response to Finn's post. He's honestly not sure Finn is even still paying attention to his communicator after the goose's charge. ]

[hatejakku]

Should I feel better about not being the only one, at least?

[terribletwos]

[ It's probably good that text prevents Finn from seeing the grin on Roxas' face when inputs his response. ]

i guess this means you survived the attack. ٩(^ᴗ^)۶

the other one i ran into didn't chase people so much as steal from them. they seem like real jerks. you should get a leash like the other guy did.

[hatejakku]

They steal, too? Thanks for telling me.

I somehow feel like it's not going to like a leash...

[terribletwos]

you might have to wrestle it into one. they're not hard to catch if you come at them from above.

[ Such as having wings and being one pissed-off Sanguis. ]

or maybe you can try bribing it with food. what do geese eat/

[hatejakku]

I don't know but I think it's trying to eat everything in my kitchen regardless

Above?
Yeah
I can try that

[ Don't let him try that. ]

[terribletwos]

does your moon transformation give you wings/ or any good jumping abilities/

[hatejakku]

I grow feathers but no wings or anything

at least not yet

[terribletwos]

feathers without wings/ what's your blessing/

[ That sounds really frustrating. He imagines that feathers would itch a lot. Even more than the fur on his ears or tail sometimes does during his own transformation. ]

[hatejakku]

Iris. I think I'm just
too new here?
Ive been here for a few months though

wait am i SUPPOSED to have wings??

[ They do itch, thank you. You wouldn't believe how much lotion he goes through. ]

[terribletwos]

those usually go with the feathers. though i guess i got my dragon scales before the wings showed up. so maybe they're delayed.

[hatejakku]

i've only sprouted a few feathers on my neck and arms

i mean i was worried about waking up as a chicken but i didn't think about

partial transformations

i dont think i like this

[terribletwos]

does chicken count as one of the blessing options/

[ That would be the most embarrassing thing to turn into. ]

wait until the traits start mixing.

[hatejakku]

there are options?

wait MIXING?

[terribletwos]

well, different people get different animal traits so i guess.

and yeah, mine are a mix of wolf and dragon. that probably has something to do with being exalted though.

[hatejakku]

I heard about this exalted thing.

What's it like? Did you choose to do it or did it just happen?

[terribletwos]

the second one. it just happened one day. i don't know what causes it.