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[ The video almost looks like the position a security camera might take, looking down at Finn's living room from a corner. For those that's been to his flat, they might remember a bookshelf is there. Anyway, the place is destroyed.

The couch is ripped apart, tables are broken, books are everywhere, a plant looks to have been torn from the pot and dragged through the white carpet, it's just bad.

The camera pans over towards the hallway where some big brown and black bird comes waddling into the room on webbed feet, head casually scanning on top of its long neck. ]

Can anyone tell me what this thing is. [ Oh, that's Finn's voice. He's whispering and, though he's not in view, sprawled on top of the bookcase. ] I found some shop and this guy told me that animals popped out of some sphere and I bought it because I wanted to see what it actually did and this thing-

[ The goose waddles over to the open wall closet, tugging on something inside until a jacket pulls free of a hanger, then proceeds to drag it through the dirt for no reason.

Finn speaks up. ] Why? You don't think you've done enou- [ The goose stops, flaps its impressive wingspan and hisses at him before folding its wings back and continues about its business.

After a beat- ] I didn't like that one anyway!

[ The goose stops again and looks at him, apparently annoyed now. It flaps its wings, lowers its neck parallel to the ground, and starts running- The camera shakes- ] No, no, no, no-! [ And the video ends. ]

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[ Jim has burst out laughing about halfway through that broadcast, although to be fair he was a little worried for the first part of it. Once Finn explains what's happening, though... well, it's hard not to be amused that he's hiding on top of the bookcase right now. ]

A goose! That's a goose. [ He snorts and laughs again. ] Oh my God, Finn! I can't believe you got a goose.

Don't tell me you've never seen a goose before...

You gonna need a hand with that?

You bought a sphere that generates animals and you're surprised it backfired?

[ Rey arches her eyebrows at the camera, torn between being worried for Finn and flabbergasted that he'd just buy some dumb magic thing. ]

Do you need rescuing?

[First the guy with the horse. And now his friend/future copywriter is toying with a goose.

Why can't he escape his farm-boy past seriously.]

Has it hissed at you? Have you run from it?

[God this is...well. It's not bad. He's rolling up his sleeves. Then he stops.]

Do you want help?

[He's amused, unable to keep from laughing at Finn's misfortune.]

It seems like you need help.

[ Activate MomMode™! ]

Why did you buy a mystery sphere in the first place? And why did you wonder what it did when the seller told you an animal would come out of it?

[ She's not mad; she's just disappointed. ]

This place must have Animal Control. Have you tried looking through your device for someone you can call?

[ Oh my god. ]

What a lovely new friend you have!

[ Says a boy with a dove on his shoulder, who, if doves could have facial expressions, would probably be silently judging this. ]

Oh gods not those things again-

Look, whatever you do, don't let it bite you, and don't turn it loose on the city, lest its mayhem spread everywhere!

I think it's strength is low enough that you can like, box it in and be safe maybe?!

why do people keep buying geese/

[ This is possibly not even directed entirely at Finn but at the network in general. Even though it's posted in response to Finn's post. He's honestly not sure Finn is even still paying attention to his communicator after the goose's charge. ]

Hey, turn the video back on. It was just getting to the best part.

[If only Sougo had some popcorn to go along with this.]

Careful, you might lose an eye if you let your guard down. It looks hungry enough to pluck it out.

[He's joking. Or is he?]

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