Video; UN: FINN

[hatejakku]

[ The video almost looks like the position a security camera might take, looking down at Finn's living room from a corner. For those that's been to his flat, they might remember a bookshelf is there. Anyway, the place is destroyed.

The couch is ripped apart, tables are broken, books are everywhere, a plant looks to have been torn from the pot and dragged through the white carpet, it's just bad.

The camera pans over towards the hallway where some big brown and black bird comes waddling into the room on webbed feet, head casually scanning on top of its long neck. ]

Can anyone tell me what this thing is. [ Oh, that's Finn's voice. He's whispering and, though he's not in view, sprawled on top of the bookcase. ] I found some shop and this guy told me that animals popped out of some sphere and I bought it because I wanted to see what it actually did and this thing-

[ The goose waddles over to the open wall closet, tugging on something inside until a jacket pulls free of a hanger, then proceeds to drag it through the dirt for no reason.

Finn speaks up. ] Why? You don't think you've done enou- [ The goose stops, flaps its impressive wingspan and hisses at him before folding its wings back and continues about its business.

After a beat- ] I didn't like that one anyway!

[ The goose stops again and looks at him, apparently annoyed now. It flaps its wings, lowers its neck parallel to the ground, and starts running- The camera shakes- ] No, no, no, no-! [ And the video ends. ]

Comments

[hatejakku]

[ The video turns back on, but the picture is just of Finn, looking a little agitated but alive. ]

I'm glad at least someone's enjoying it...

[firstsaderesponder]

[Oh. It's just Finn. Words cannot express Sougo's disappointment. He really did miss the best part!]

Where's the goose?

[hatejakku]

[ Finn's frown is unimpressed but he turns the device around.

The image is his living room again, still from above. The goose is in the shredded remains of his couch, pulling over another jacket from his hall closet and settling it in with a few other blankets and throw pillows, settling into the middle of them. ]

In its new nest, apparently.

[firstsaderesponder]

[That makes two of them unimpressed. The goose really did a number on Finn's apartment. It's a shame Sougo couldn't see it.]

Huh, looks like it's gonna give birth or something.

[Sougo genuinely doesn't know if the goose is going to give birth lay eggs right here. He just saw the goose's makeshift nest and went with it.]

[hatejakku]

[ Finn chokes. ]

Wait, what? On my couch!?

[ That would explain why it's so pissed off, actually. ]

It doesn't- What does a pregnant goose look like?

[ Do they lay eggs? He doesn't know! ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Bingo. Someone who's easy to trick.]

Looks like it. I mean, doesn't it look kinda fat to you? It's probably cranky 'cause it's pregnant.

[hatejakku]

That-

Oh no.

No, no, no, no, the bird has to go. It is not having tiny murderers on my couch.

[firstsaderesponder]

You better hurry then, it could start spawning at any moment and you're in the splash zone.

[Likely not to happen, but hey, if it does, it will be absolutely hilarious.]

[hatejakku]

The what zone!?

[ This guy's playing him! He must be! UGH! ]

I'll open a window. Surely the couch isn't the best option for spawning.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Yes, he's definitely playing Finn, but Sougo's got a great poker face.]

But it's already made a comfy nest for itself. What're you gonna do with the window, hold the goose and make it spew out the babies there? Wow. Think about those poor babies.

[hatejakku]

[ Okay, okay, he is definitely being messed with. ]

It's not going to be like that! It'll be fine. This is fine. It'll just wander outside. It's a goose. It likes the outside.

[firstsaderesponder]

[He looks aside Finn at the goose again, all wrapped up in its nest...Sougo raises his brows.]

Are you sure about that? Seems to like your jacket.

And you can't say you're a goose expert when you didn't even know it was gonna give birth.

[hatejakku]

Well, how do you know it's gonna give birth? What's your credentials, anyway?

[ Yeah, that's right. Show him the paper! ]

[firstsaderesponder]

I'm not an expert myself, but I can say that 'cause I've seen it before. It's pretty nasty.

[Nope, no credentials here! Can you prove that he didn't see a goose birth, Finn?]