Video; UN: FINN

[hatejakku]

[ The video almost looks like the position a security camera might take, looking down at Finn's living room from a corner. For those that's been to his flat, they might remember a bookshelf is there. Anyway, the place is destroyed.

The couch is ripped apart, tables are broken, books are everywhere, a plant looks to have been torn from the pot and dragged through the white carpet, it's just bad.

The camera pans over towards the hallway where some big brown and black bird comes waddling into the room on webbed feet, head casually scanning on top of its long neck. ]

Can anyone tell me what this thing is. [ Oh, that's Finn's voice. He's whispering and, though he's not in view, sprawled on top of the bookcase. ] I found some shop and this guy told me that animals popped out of some sphere and I bought it because I wanted to see what it actually did and this thing-

[ The goose waddles over to the open wall closet, tugging on something inside until a jacket pulls free of a hanger, then proceeds to drag it through the dirt for no reason.

Finn speaks up. ] Why? You don't think you've done enou- [ The goose stops, flaps its impressive wingspan and hisses at him before folding its wings back and continues about its business.

After a beat- ] I didn't like that one anyway!

[ The goose stops again and looks at him, apparently annoyed now. It flaps its wings, lowers its neck parallel to the ground, and starts running- The camera shakes- ] No, no, no, no-! [ And the video ends. ]

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[hatejakku]

[ But, Jim, he is the enemy.

Waldo shuffles for a moment but more or less rolls off of James. Congrats, you're free. Finn makes to stand, too, and... the goose doesn't even seem to care, waddling off back over to its sofa. ]

Thanks. [ It's said softly with a little smile to James. You're his hero! You get a prize when the goose is asleep. ]

[winscenario]

[ Is he though, because he's looking like Jim's new cuddle buddy. I MEAN.

Jim gets to his feet slowly, watching as Waldo goes back to the couch like it's his very own nest. Chuckling, he steps closer to Finn, holding his hand and leaning in for a proper kiss now that Waldo can't get in the way. ]

You're welcome. That was... weird, but actually pretty fun.

[hatejakku]

[ YEAH THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE ENEMY

He returns the kiss before glancing over to the goose just in case. It's just happily making its nest more comfortable, so it's probably fine. Finn feels brave enough to squeeze his hand back. ]

I'm glad someone thought it was fun. [ He's teasing. It wasn't too bad there at last, anyway. ]

[winscenario]

[ Jim chuckles, offering Finn an apologetic and sympathetic look. ]

Come on, I'll help you clear up some of the mess. And then maybe we can go out and look for a nice, comfortable nest for Waldo so he won't ruin your new couch.

[hatejakku]

I was kind of thinking about just letting him have that one. [ Not like the couch can be salvaged. But if Finn gets a nicer couch and Waldo decides he wants to make an exchange, it could be a problem. ]

Actually, your idea's probably better. [ He takes the chance to steal another kiss. ] You don't have to clean up my messes, though. I've got it. You're welcome to entertain my new roommate, though.

[ Said roommate seems to think his new nest is a little too soft so he's currently ripping more stuffing out of a few cushions. A goose's work is never done. ]

[winscenario]

Alright, I guess you can do that.

[ It just looks sort of mangled and ugly in his living room, so he thought Finn might want to swap it out.

He glances at what's left of the couch, letting out a soft laugh. ]He looks entertained enough. No, it's fine. I'll give you a hand. Come on.

[hatejakku]

[ Oh, it is not staying in the living room. He's already mapping out a good spot for it in one of the spare bedrooms. That might be a task for tomorrow, though.

For now, Finn smiles and kisses James' hand before getting to work. He's not as scared of the goose anymore, and the goose isn't as pissed about his presence, so moving around the room is surprisingly easy again. ]