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[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

Comments

[teaserving]

i fucked polnareff he would not shut up about fencing I KNOW WHAT IT IS JOTARO

1/3

[starmark]

wh

[starmark]

[starmark]

what

[teaserving]

reread it with your eyeballs i dont have to type it out again

[starmark]

no i mean i believe that you fucked polnareff

he wouldn't shut up about fencing while you were fucking??

[teaserving]

no no this was after fucking

[starmark]

his idea of pillow talk is to talk about fencing??

[teaserving]

yeah a bit

[starmark]

what the fuck

...

okay look
i don't actually want to know or anything

but how the fuck did you wind up fucking polnareff
was it a moon thing

[teaserving]

it was a moon thing back when i was cordis
i was really horny and made a public invite

it's funny.
it's actually around after that i figured out how i felt about mohammed

[starmark]

huh
i'm kind of surprised he took you up on a public invite

i mean not that surprised
but surprised enough

[teaserving]

he did seem to have some kind of gay crisis about it a little

well
technically bi crisis
whatever

[starmark]

aha
there we go

now that sounds like polnareff

[teaserving]

its ok he wasn't the first to lose his cool about it

considering when he's from im not horribly surprised
not that italy is much better about that shit