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[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

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[realimperfect]

If you two would ever like to borrow Iggy, let me know.

I'm sure he'd be happy to get back to work a bit more often.

[teaserving]

ha maybe

what about you?

[realimperfect]

I'm available too if you need some young eyes on the case.

I admit I've been getting lazy, lately.

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[starmark]

riposte investigations, huh
isn't that a fencing thing?

it's like a strike back, or something

[teaserving]

it means a few things but it's also an italian word but go on and explain to me what it is

[teaserving]

i get that
but i've found that i never really wanted to stop what i'm good at
and it took me awhile to admit to myself that i was still good at it even

[realimperfect]

I've only ever been Inspector Re-L Mayer, so I don't know that I would necessarily be a good scale.

What made you think you weren't good at it, in the first place?

[starmark]

are you being sarcastic

or do you actually want me to explain

[teaserving]

that was sarcasm
please do not bother explaining to me what an italian word means

[teaserving]

getting someone killed was a pretty good way of telling me i was garbage all around

[starmark]

it's a fencing thing
it means you hit back after a parry

you know
just in case you didn't know

[teaserving]

i fucked polnareff he would not shut up about fencing I KNOW WHAT IT IS JOTARO

1/3

[starmark]

wh

[starmark]

[starmark]

what

[teaserving]

reread it with your eyeballs i dont have to type it out again

[realimperfect]

Only if you can attest to have total control over all circumstances. If you don't, then it doesn't count.

Still, I think I understand, in a way. More than likely not the same situation, but still.

[starmark]

no i mean i believe that you fucked polnareff

he wouldn't shut up about fencing while you were fucking??

[teaserving]

no no this was after fucking

[starmark]

his idea of pillow talk is to talk about fencing??

[teaserving]

even knowing he forgives me i still don't know if i can ever forgive myself

that being said i'm good at investigating
might as well make it useful

[realimperfect]

That's always the question, isn't it? Whether you can forgive yourself, which is so much different than being forgiven.

Yes, absolutely.
I'm sure there are people here who would be happy to have something looked in to a little deeper.

Hopefully it isn't a bunch of goose chases about the history of this place, though.

[teaserving]

yeah a bit

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[burningfree]

Private investigation? Does this mean you'll be working outside the scope of the authorities?


[OOC: Oh I've been wanting CR with Abba quite bad, I was Lyng's player, and I enjoyed threading with you so much!]

[starmark]

what the fuck

...

okay look
i don't actually want to know or anything

but how the fuck did you wind up fucking polnareff
was it a moon thing