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[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

Comments

[starmark]

are you being sarcastic

or do you actually want me to explain

[teaserving]

that was sarcasm
please do not bother explaining to me what an italian word means

[starmark]

it's a fencing thing
it means you hit back after a parry

you know
just in case you didn't know

[teaserving]

i fucked polnareff he would not shut up about fencing I KNOW WHAT IT IS JOTARO

1/3

[starmark]

wh

[starmark]

[starmark]

what

[teaserving]

reread it with your eyeballs i dont have to type it out again

[starmark]

no i mean i believe that you fucked polnareff

he wouldn't shut up about fencing while you were fucking??

[teaserving]

no no this was after fucking

[starmark]

his idea of pillow talk is to talk about fencing??

[teaserving]

yeah a bit

[starmark]

what the fuck

...

okay look
i don't actually want to know or anything

but how the fuck did you wind up fucking polnareff
was it a moon thing

[teaserving]

it was a moon thing back when i was cordis
i was really horny and made a public invite

it's funny.
it's actually around after that i figured out how i felt about mohammed

[starmark]

huh
i'm kind of surprised he took you up on a public invite

i mean not that surprised
but surprised enough

[torsion]

[ She is just kicking back, thoroughly enjoying this. ]

You're so cute right now, Jotaro.

[starmark]

i'm not cute

that's what the word means

[torsion]

Do you think I would not know what it means and just agree to work there?

Was that what you thought we both did? Just named a place a word he didn't know and ran with it?

[starmark]

i'm allowed to wonder why you named a business after a fencing thing

especially when i'm pretty sure neither of you fence

[torsion]

How do you not get it?

[ She offers no explanation, but continues to mess with him. ]

I did a little fencing when I was your age, by the way.

[starmark]

what does fencing have to do with private investigation

[torsion]

You really don't get it, do you?
I'll let you figure it out yourself.

Thanks for the support, kiddo. :)

[starmark]

ugh whatever

so is this what you're doing full time then

[torsion]

If you're worried I won't be modding weapons, I'll still be doing that and cutting back on training.

I still think both are worthwhile endeavors and I find them enjoyable.

Why? Worried I might overwork myself?

[starmark]

i wasn't worried about either of those things

private investigation work just seems a little different than your other job is all