text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

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[realimperfect]

If you two would ever like to borrow Iggy, let me know.

I'm sure he'd be happy to get back to work a bit more often.

[teaserving]

ha maybe

what about you?

[realimperfect]

I'm available too if you need some young eyes on the case.

I admit I've been getting lazy, lately.

[teaserving]

i get that
but i've found that i never really wanted to stop what i'm good at
and it took me awhile to admit to myself that i was still good at it even

[torsion]

I play favorites, so I think you'd have to come before him.

[realimperfect]

I don’t have a computer for a brain, though.

Real time assessment is a hell of a bonus.

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

riposte investigations, huh
isn't that a fencing thing?

it's like a strike back, or something

[teaserving]

it means a few things but it's also an italian word but go on and explain to me what it is

[starmark]

are you being sarcastic

or do you actually want me to explain

text | un: fotia

[burningfree]

Private investigation? Does this mean you'll be working outside the scope of the authorities?


[OOC: Oh I've been wanting CR with Abba quite bad, I was Lyng's player, and I enjoyed threading with you so much!]

omg heyyyy!!

[teaserving]

it can be discussed.
you got something in mind?

locked; also <3 <3 <3

[burningfree]

[Lio locks this post immediately.]

I'd like to procure regular access to The Lightless.

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Naturally, I feel the same and you know you can always count on me.

No questions right now, not even to mess with you. I'll come back later if I have any. ;)

[teaserving]

i know. thanks jill

ha! better make it good and weird. more fun that way

[torsion]

I'd rather get a dog out of a tree than a cat, but I can manage.

Christ, don't you ever get tired of new and weird? Don't you just want to be asked if you like pineapple on pizza?

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[force_a_change]

[Because no one has taken him up on the offer to answer a question, Asakura is going to ask one.]

Congratulation on your business, Mister Abbacchio. I have a question for you.

How much is too much for a Cordis to eat?

[It's a silly and dumb question, but she feels like being silly today.]

[teaserving]

as a former cordis
try to eat as much as you normally would
or turn that hunger to something else
like shopping
it'll help

[force_a_change]

I see, so as a former Cordis you advise not overindulging on the food front.

Shopping never really interested me, but I'll consider it as an outlet.

un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

one question.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HUSBAND!!!! If you see him and if you find him let me know please!!!! HE STOLE MY HEART!!!! GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE READING THIS HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!! SALAAM!! LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! SMILE HAPPY DAY ALL!!

[teaserving]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i might have to charge you to find him!!

[nonehorse]

And pray tell, Mr. Abbacchio, how much would you be charging? He's worth more than all the chroma I have, so money is no object.

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

oh my god

yare yare who thought it was a good idea to let you get married

[nonehorse]

One day, you're going to think back to this moment and smile because it summarises how you feel about Alucard, I bet. So you don't get to lecture me for not being your grandfather's straight-man!

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

I'm not sure I can handle how cute this is.

[nonehorse]

Since I'm not a fancy private investigator like you two, I just have to play the doting husband and supporter instead!

By the way, I don't actually have words that can express my gratitude for you helping Leone achieve his goal and being such a good friend. What are your feelings on cooked tomato dishes? I'm thinking that I might make sure you two are well-fed at the start of each workday via delivery, and shakshouka might do the trick.