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[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

Comments

[burningfree]

That's besides the point. Can your organization get regular access without affiliation with the Moon Knights, or not?

[teaserving]

it really isn't besides the point
i investigate if you want something investigated i can work with that but i can't get you access

why the fuck do you want access to the lightless

[burningfree]

Fine. I get it. You want me to pay you to go yourself. That doesn't help me.

I need to get there myself, because I'm not sitting idly by while a good chunk of the population is kept down there suffering. I need to know just how bad the conditions are, and what I can do to help.

So I have another question. Are you hiring?

[teaserving]

oh my god you're really not listening
reading
whatever

look i get it not everyone down there probably deserves it no system is perfect
but there are some fuck ups down there who deserve it too
why do you care so much?

yeah i'm hiring but not for many positions
what can you exactly offer me

[burningfree]

What does it matter why I care so much? I've heard rumors about how bad it is down there, I've seen signs of it myself, and I'm not the kind of person to turn a blind eye.

I used to lead a resistance group back in my world. I've worked with so-called criminals, devised advanced plans to rescue innocent captives, and if you get me access, I'll work for free.

[teaserving]

it'd be stupid of me to work without knowing the facts
for all i know you wanna bust some raunchy fuck out of there that's better off rotting behind bars

is there someone specifically you're looking for or are you just a bleeding heart

[burningfree]

I've only been here for two weeks, how would I know anyone down there?

Trust me, I'm just a bleeding heart.

[teaserving]

let's start with the basics then, you little shit

your name would be a nice start
and then maybe i can talk to the moon knights and see if i can get access

there'll be an easy way for us to determine if various people there are actual criminals or not
tedious but easy

i'm fucking dying

[burningfree]

Not sure what I said to deserve the insult, but it's Lio Fotia.

Anything else you need?

GOD these two

[teaserving]

a meeting in person
i need to test something

don't let people named 'lion' interact with each other this is what happens

[burningfree]

Understandable.

Name a time and place.

oh my god i literally thought i already tagged this. im sorry

[teaserving]

my office. i'll send directions.
you can stop by whenever just message me to let me know when you're coming

oh you're okay! i figured you got super busy and didn't wanna bug you! things are rough rn

[burningfree]

I'll give you a heads up.

Anything I should bring for this test of yours?

[ooc: want me to drop you a line in your inbox and just have it be like lio didn't follow up for a while cause of moon shenanigans?]

i appreciate you bless

[teaserving]

just yourself is fine.

[sounds fine to me! inbox me babyyy]