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[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

Comments

[nonehorse]

And pray tell, Mr. Abbacchio, how much would you be charging? He's worth more than all the chroma I have, so money is no object.

[teaserving]

oh no it's not chroma i'm after
you gotta offer me something else

[nonehorse]

Something else...Why, Mr. Abbacchio! This is bordering on saucy...You wouldn't proposition a distressed husband in his most vulnerable hour, his time of desperate need, would you?

I'll barter one kiss for your services.

[teaserving]

two kisses and it's a deal

[nonehorse]

Deal.



In actual seriousness, though! Have I told you lately how proud I am of you, for doing this? And how fantastic I think it's going to be? But mostly, I'm proud of you Leone. I think you might even deserve three kisses.

[teaserving]

there's a part of me that still thinks i don't deserve it. i don't know if i can ever shut that part of me up

but it's enough knowing you think i do. and i can live with that.

shit, three whole kisses. i'm spoiled.

[nonehorse]

Isn't keeping that part quiet part of the husband duty list? So don't worry about keeping it quiet. I'll take care of that for you, as much as I can.

Even if, and especially if, I have to muffle the noise with three kisses!

[teaserving]

can it be more than three? i might need more than three in that case.

[nonehorse]

Do you want to hold hands during? We can do that, if you like. If we kiss too much, then I can't look at you as much and that's just a tragedy, Leone. I won't allow it. I need to look at you.