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[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

Comments

[torsion]

I'd rather get a dog out of a tree than a cat, but I can manage.

Christ, don't you ever get tired of new and weird? Don't you just want to be asked if you like pineapple on pizza?

[teaserving]

no promises on the brand of animal
people got weird pets here

no because that's fucking gross jill!!

[torsion]

You're telling me.

What the hell, Leone?
I thought we were friends.
I didn't know you could be so tasteless.

[teaserving]

i cant believe this is the end of our friendship

[torsion]

I thought we'd make it, but here we are.