text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye

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un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

one question.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HUSBAND!!!! If you see him and if you find him let me know please!!!! HE STOLE MY HEART!!!! GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE READING THIS HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!! SALAAM!! LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! SMILE HAPPY DAY ALL!!

[teaserving]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i might have to charge you to find him!!

[nonehorse]

And pray tell, Mr. Abbacchio, how much would you be charging? He's worth more than all the chroma I have, so money is no object.

[teaserving]

oh no it's not chroma i'm after
you gotta offer me something else

[nonehorse]

Something else...Why, Mr. Abbacchio! This is bordering on saucy...You wouldn't proposition a distressed husband in his most vulnerable hour, his time of desperate need, would you?

I'll barter one kiss for your services.

[teaserving]

two kisses and it's a deal

[nonehorse]

Deal.



In actual seriousness, though! Have I told you lately how proud I am of you, for doing this? And how fantastic I think it's going to be? But mostly, I'm proud of you Leone. I think you might even deserve three kisses.

[teaserving]

there's a part of me that still thinks i don't deserve it. i don't know if i can ever shut that part of me up

but it's enough knowing you think i do. and i can live with that.

shit, three whole kisses. i'm spoiled.

[nonehorse]

Isn't keeping that part quiet part of the husband duty list? So don't worry about keeping it quiet. I'll take care of that for you, as much as I can.

Even if, and especially if, I have to muffle the noise with three kisses!

[teaserving]

can it be more than three? i might need more than three in that case.

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

oh my god

yare yare who thought it was a good idea to let you get married

[nonehorse]

One day, you're going to think back to this moment and smile because it summarises how you feel about Alucard, I bet. So you don't get to lecture me for not being your grandfather's straight-man!

[starmark]

i don't say shit like LIVE LAUGH LOVE what the fuck

[nonehorse]

Not literally word for word, but the spirit of it! The wording is a joke, Jotaro! I don't say things like this either, at least not without due punctuation.

At least I know what to get you for Christmas this year. :)

[starmark]

you are not getting me anything that says live laugh love on it

DO NOT

[nonehorse]

Imagine getting to explain live laugh love to Alucard, Jotaro. I know you'd enjoy that conversation. You're getting a placard for your wall and you can do what you like with it once I give it to you.

[starmark]

NO

how the fuck would i explain something like that even
i don't know what it means to begin with

[nonehorse]

It's self-explanatory, isn't it? Live, Laugh, Love! A mantra that's so important that a lot of the bargain shops in Caihong's seedier areas have posters, mugs, and placards all over with that very saying. Plus, the alliteration makes it so horribly catchy.

It makes me feel like my teeth are sticking together from eating too much hard caramel, when I see those wares on sale. As though someone's shining a light in my eyes and demanding I be unrelentingly positive. Don't worry be happy, for an alien age. What's not to like?

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

I'm not sure I can handle how cute this is.

[nonehorse]

Since I'm not a fancy private investigator like you two, I just have to play the doting husband and supporter instead!

By the way, I don't actually have words that can express my gratitude for you helping Leone achieve his goal and being such a good friend. What are your feelings on cooked tomato dishes? I'm thinking that I might make sure you two are well-fed at the start of each workday via delivery, and shakshouka might do the trick.

[torsion]

I suppose I'll just have to accept that, then!

Hey, I'd have helped him from the ground-up if he'd mentioned it sooner. I don't need anything -- words or otherwise. I'm his friend and people that care about each other should support each other.

But that does sound wonderful, so I take it back. Please do the trick. ;)

[nonehorse]

I know. To all of that, really! Which only makes me want to reward you more, if I'm honest, but I'm only a humble peddler of eggs and tarot, so shakshouka in the mornings it is! I'll make sure it's even more nutritious, too. I can't have my two favourite detectives going malnourished on my watch, can I? I might even be able to cook it at the office so it's piping hot >:)

Just out of curiosity, what sort of cases do you think you two are going to get? Or do you want to get, I suppose is more the question! You and Leone are so proactive and intelligent that I almost think even this place and all its strangeness might be too mundane for your combined forces.

[torsion]

Hey, don't knock what you do. I've bought from the beginning because it is important to me, especially from animals that aren't treated like machines. But if you want to do the office I'm down with it. So long as Leone is.

Honestly? I figure the moons will create more drama, but overall perhaps tame. In between we might get something that really piques our interests. But to be a good cop, detective, of PI you can't just limit yourself to what you find "interesting".

Plus, if it gets a little rough we can just grab you and drag you into it. ;)

[nonehorse]

Alright, I'll take the compliment with pride. Especially since being on Prismatica leaves me a lot of time to be The Egg Peddler I was destined to be, so I'm glad that it's something worthwhile. And if I get a ban from the office for being overbearing, I promise I'll just slip you a container of shakshouka through the front window and leave again. Like a ghost in the night, bearing tomato dishes.

You know...I never actually thought about how the moons would affect crime and the like. But that definitely has to be a factor now that you mention it, doesn't it? But of course, you two are moral pillars and would take on every case, I just hope that it's all work that keeps you both happy and loving the job.

Aaaaand if you need my help, Jill? I can't say I'd mind a chance to crack off the rust. Just say the word!

[torsion]

Damn well better! I'll come give you a chokehold if you don't! ;) I'm not gonna complain, when it boils down to trust to me, I like overbearing. Loyalty and trust aren't simple, they're unique and belong to the few dedicated like you are. Most people don't feel the same about those words.

Hmm... it may? Especially among moonblessed. I can't say I've looked into it much but you've given me something to complicate.

That's sweet. I hope you know I'll offer the same, gladly. :)